I'm getting a new computer rather soon.. I have a rather strong urge to fill it with all kinds of disturbing Japanese pornography from all over the internet and give away this computer for free. That would be wondrous, sort of like that one child's zune full of gay porn, but creepier. There's one problem, though: First of all, I would have to look ( Read more... )

Dear Diary ( Read more... )

I HAVE QUESTIONS ( Read more... )

Finally! There's a test now just in case you ever wondered...


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It's late right now. Too late. I'm doing surveys on LJ so that I can save up "gift certificates" for a paid account... I get $1 for every long-ass survey, it seems. It's just clicking bubbles, though, so that's not bad at all. What's pissing me off is that they won't bother to tell me I'm "not qualified" until I'm halfway done with the damned thing ( Read more... )

iTunes is a kinky program.


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CURED OF THE GAYNESS

Here's a heartwarming story of a man who is cured of his filthy, sinful homo life by Jesus.
What I take from this story:

1) Why was I never invited to a sex party when I was seven years old?

2) It is a normal part of the gay lifestyle to get drunk and indiscriminately fuck with same-sex strangers. (AIDS? What's that?)

3) Through ( Read more... )

While cleaning my room today, I found a story I wrote in fifth grade whose message amounted to, "baah, society is bad, everyone is ZOMBIE SHEEPLE under the POP CULTURE DICTATORSHIP!"* Apparently my teacher have me an A+ on it, said it was "superb and well thought-out ( Read more... )

I'm going to clean out all my years-old, irrelevant entries. Any objections? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
I doubt any of you really care, but I'm asking just in case.
Edit: The purging of my journal has commenced, starting with the stupidest entries and those that center around broken links or nonexistant images.

I'll have you all know that I have moved up in rank from Junior Frotmaster to Minister of Frotteurism. I aspire to one day be a god among frotting men ( Read more... )