i am theodred: hi earwen
bitter earwen: hi theodred! =)
i am theodred: you can keep me company and sit and talk about coffee yay
bitter earwen: i haven't had coffee in a while but hey, i'll listen.
i am theodred: you haven't?
bitter earwen: *shakes head* regular coffee buddy is missing somewhere
i am theodred: aww. maybe i should find someone to ( Read more... )

But this time I'm not participating, I'm just opening a forum for my two nephews to kill each other satisfy their curiosity on which one is better looking.

( fingon vs. turgon )

No one loves me every body hates me might as well let HOBBITS MOLEST ME!!!

For the record Finarfin, Three, it was fucking UNWILLING. I have never been a pervy hobbit fancier and I will never be a pervy hobbit fancier. EVER. Unless the mun decides to turn sadistic and vile on me, but I doubt she'd go as far as to have me mix my elven blood with ( Read more... )

All right well, I'm getting Father's Day presents for the four elven kings of old, Olwë, Finwë, Elwë and Ingwë because while I was growing up they always took turns taking care of me while the others got stoned or drunk. I knew whenever I was around one of them that I was pretty much home. =D ( Read more... )

I HAVE THE SILMARIL!!!!

=( Elanor misses G-g. =( Naturally I sympathize but for fear of rambling on about how damned lonely I am, I'll just digress onto the next event of the day.

I got a postcard from Faramir! Aragorn's putting Issy in charge of advertising Gondor as a vacation spot really worked. The opposite side of the postcard has her in a bikini on a beach (Gondor ( Read more... )

Feelings lots and lots better since Fingon's still a kid and therefore fits into small broomclosets when he insists on driving me crazy, and the child Three is feeling the effects of pregnancy on his tiny male body so he's taken to sleeping a lot and lying around looking at the ceiling. Poor kid. He likes animal crackers a lot ( Read more... )

...well no, they're all really adorable and cute and stuff and most of the ones around me are normal now, like Elanor and Celeborn. Well Celeborn was here around me until Glorfie showed up and took him back. *sigh* Would've been fun to have seen what Cel was like during his childhood since you know, the only time I met him before coming to ME was ( Read more... )

Mmm... sedatives are good. Very good. But I woke up this morning in a bedroom in Lindon with... things on me. CHILDREN THINGS!! He was turned into a child too but is temporarily grown up now in order to properly "say goodbye" to DanielleAnyway. Fingon will soon return into his ten-year-old body keeping his fifteen thousand year old mind full of ( Read more... )

( stupid lyrics to an oldies song )