Lost In Translation

[ebana]

The Japanese press always asks the more interesting questions.

Interviewer: Do you enjoy working with horses?

Well honestly, they have much smaller egos than most of my costars, they appreciate my creative input, and they often smell better than most of the extras. So, yeah, I'm a horse fan.

Interviewer: Have you ever eaten a horse then?Uh.

Comments

[r_byrne]

*smiles softly* I know how you feel...minus worrying about handcuffs and the Japanese press, of course.

[ebana]

I wasn't really lonely with you around. Or Diane. Or the other members of the cast. I hope you don't think that. It's just...there's more than meets the eye, you know?

What happened to you? I had thought you were coming to the Japanese Premiere too?

And I'm sure you never worry about your handcuffs. You probably know right where yours are at all times.

[r_byrne]

*smiles* No I don't think that, not at all. I think 'there's more than meets the eye' sums it up quite well.

...*attacks you from behind* Hi. ;)

Don't you know it, right in that secret pocket I have in all of my jackets made specifically for them. Very handy.

[ebana]

We really need to have a few more good conversations like we had on set. All the premieres and parties really haven't given us any decent time alone. And now, with all of that ending... I told Diane I would come visit her in France, and if you're going to be there to that would just give me all the more reason to go.

Ah-ha. You didn't scare me. I'm learning to expect you close to my rear. You always claimed you were hiding because you were shy...but I'm beginning to think that there's another reason...

[stephentrask]

i'm just relieved to see that you indeed, have never eaten a horse. clearly, you've never eaten a jack in the box, then.

[ebana]

Well, *ahem* yes. Never eaten a horse in my life.

Remember that bit about skeletons in closets?

[j_law]

I molest my best mates in public and there's photographic evidence, yet no sexy gay rumours to go with it. I can't tell you how completely disappointing it is.

[ebana]

Perhaps you should try harder.

[j_law]

Harder indeed. Haha your icon. I'm coming, I hope it's good. ;)

[ebana]

If you're coming already I'm willing to bet it was.

[jonnyleemiller]

So tell me, Eric Bana, when you were wearing those metal skirts, was it uncomfortable? And Brad Pitt is too blonde. I disagree with the whole blondes have more fun bit anyway.

[ebana]

I never felt more free than when I was wearing a skirt. We tried to be as authentic as possible, you know...which meant nothing underneath.

Nice and breezy. Don't tell me you've never tried it.

Ah, Brad is a great guy, and there's definitely a reason why he's "so hot right now".

Wait, aren't you blonde?

[jonnyleemiller]

Why do you think I steal Ewan's kilt from time to time. Ah, summer breezes. And no, I'm not blonde right now. I was but I assure you the carpets didn't match the drapes.

[ebana]

Must have been murder when you were trying to pick out furniture.

And I guess I figured you stole Ewan's kilt because the actual act of stealing was more fun than the wearing itself. Good to know you can appreciate the wind whistling through your willows as much as I can.

[matthew_perry_]

Bana > horse poo > Brad.

[ebana]

Beauty, charm, talent, and you're a mathmatician as well.

I'm so in love.

[matthew_perry_]

you should see me when I do long division...and I mean long division.

[ebana]

I really like the way you play with numbers.