Hello. I am not asleep. I should be asleep. Instead I was lying in bed involuntarily writing a short story in my head about someone having a conversation with their vicar and trying not to stare at the pubic hair stuck in his teeth. I think it is no loss to literature that I have abandoned it out of fear and come to Eljay to complain about not ( Read more... )

I am thinking how nifty it would be to build circuitry into a book cover, and also how hubristic it is to think this when I know nought of electronics and have yet to get to the cover bit of books. Still, a light-up book would be fantastic. Maybe I will attempt one in secret once I learn more exciting skills.

Donovan Compares the Internet To the '60s. *goes off into gleeful hippy giggles*

Still not done any Scary Hard Bits in bookbinding. I am doing a fair bit of reminding myself that if I fuck up any stage of it, and I probably will because I am pretty sure it's quite hard to make an entire book, this is perfectly normal and that is how learning things works and I should not flee in shame or cry in a corner. Derek the Master ( Read more... )

I meandered around town with insaneizzi today and despite our both being from the Internet we did not axemurder each other. I feel we did well ( Read more... )

Shoes obligingly reduced. Have ordered. Am not sure who this girly person is that has taken over and wants to make me all frilly, but as I do not currently own a single pair of shoes that I can wear with a skirt and that fits me, it is not that insane. Honestly. It is my feet's fault for WTF GROWING ( Read more... )

menstrual_cups is full of unfunny troll posts today. I find I mind the unfunny more than the trollage by some way. Boo ( Read more... )

I finished my knitting earlier today, before going out to buy thread to alter a top. There will be photos when I can be arsed, but for now I wish to record a small sense of relief achievement. Hurrah.

I have a blouse now and also a coat thing. They are very comfortable and nice. Hurrah for shopping. Now I shall stop buying things. Except those shoes I want. When did I go all girly again, anyway?

I have knitted a bit. I must and will finish this thing today. Yes.

Right. Today I will bloody well finish the Endless Novelty Knitting Project of Doom. Then I will have a finished thing and a sense of achievement and will be able to reflect on the valuable lesson I have learned, viz. No Lame Joke Is Twenty Balls Of Wool Funny ( Read more... )