Comments | elhoserboy: I was Robbed at the Lifetime Achievement Awards

elhoserboy

I was Robbed at the Lifetime Achievement Awards

Aug 14, 2003 18:56

There is great joy to be had in going through some old files on your computer and coming
across pictorial evidence of perhaps your life's greatest achievement--an achievement so
great, that in the ensuing months and years, you completely forgot about it.

I discovered a file today, entitled kickass.bmp and dated exactly two weeks before my ( Read more... )

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circumspector August 14 2003, 18:39:14 UTC

"DJ Pandola? who?"
-melanie damm, august 2000

elhoserboy August 15 2003, 13:06:05 UTC

Yes, I remember that day. It was the first time I couldn't tell whether you were being sarcastic or just plain stupid.

samia August 14 2003, 18:49:29 UTC

Ugh, so that's why Im so horrible at computer games? Because I don't look at porn while Im playing with them?

elhoserboy August 15 2003, 12:57:01 UTC

It's not porn. It's inspiration.

trancelation August 14 2003, 19:07:01 UTC

First - How the fuck did you do that?

Second - Saddest message ever recieved while playing Hearts (even worse than my most pathetic losing streak):

"A network error has occurred.
Hearts will end."

:'(

elhoserboy August 15 2003, 13:04:30 UTC

First - I'd say I was a lucky genius that day--but luck had nothing to do with it.

Second - That is sad. Very similar to the "Hearts have been broken" message that always causes me to whisper "every day" and shed a single tear. :'(

I see words sedated August 14 2003, 19:18:26 UTC

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Wow! elhoserboy August 15 2003, 13:09:39 UTC

Very impressive! I've played that game a few times...but, wow, I've never accumulated that many points--not even close.

Damn those red tiles, setting my library on fire...

Re: Wow! sedated August 21 2003, 19:43:03 UTC

can you see the word FLIRTED too? and FLIRTY? And TINY and TOWN? this is why I had to shut it down. It never ends.

Re: Wow! elhoserboy August 22 2003, 01:18:52 UTC

I do see those words. I also see BITE, FUEL, and RULER.

By the way, you've got me hooked on Bookworm again. Thanks...

jennopher August 14 2003, 19:18:50 UTC

I think I love you. No, I really do. IF you come to kalamazoo, i will marry you. I will become your sugar momma. Don't doubt this. Oh you, master of hearts.

elhoserboy August 15 2003, 13:11:09 UTC

"Master of Hearts"
I like that. And I'm in dire need of sugar momma...

jennopher August 17 2003, 12:04:22 UTC

I will be your sugar momma! I am working almost 40 hours this week. I will buy you some Five O'Clock vodka, a pack of newports, some condoms, and some Kool Aid packets so you can start a Kool Aid stand and make some money.