We're Having a 'Total Recall' Haha! Get it?

[elhoserboy]

In the spirit of California's Statewide Special Election, I offer you this "special" vignette, which, like the "special" election, is both unique and retarded.

The California Recall: A Love StoryA few years ago, us California voters decided to go on a blind date, politically speaking. We got hooked up with a guy named Gray Davis. He seemed nice

Comments

[lima_pcp]

Best. Political allegory. EVER.

[elhoserboy]

Thanks a lot, man! Glad you liked it.

[circumspector]

...

what?

Nice subject

[jennopher]

After reading that, I'm thinking to myself...

Damn, I'm a whore.

I mean, who has sex on the first date?

All joking aside, that was a really good story...not New York Times material considering the sexual..umm...indeundos, but definitely worthy of internet publications. Seriously, earn yourself some cash and sell some articles busta.

P.S. I missed you baby, c'mon home. It's nice and warm in my LJ friend's list.

Re: Nice subject

[elhoserboy]

It's nice and warm in my LJ friend's list.
This just might be the greatest double entendre ever!

[jourdannex]

See, if anytime anything political happened in California and I was just able to call you, and you explained it...I would totally for the first time in my life understand it.

[elhoserboy]

What a wonderful endorsement!
Perhaps I missed my true calling: ElPunditBoy

[wronggirl]

OMG MAKE MELANIE DO HER IMPRESSION OF ARNOLD SAYING GUBERNATORIAL. when she did it for me I laughed for like an hour, but then, I was really drunk at the time.

[elhoserboy]

You're a gubernatorial!

[wronggirl]

how can a person be a gunernatorial. helloooo.

[elhoserboy]

Look in the mirror.