I am sure if my Dad gets a Blackberry, hell will freeze over.

Can anyone explain to me the appeal of a running skirt? I just don't get it. How is a skirt better than shorts? Who does this appeal to? Its just that anytime I send an email about running, Google shows me an add for them and I just...don't get it.

I think I am sick. I never get sick. I woke up with a sinus headache and now it feels like my head is going to explode (more than usual). Plus, I swear even the tops of my feet hurt (and I did not kick anything recently). Ugh.

There should be a word to describe the phenomenon where the person in front of you on the highway washes his windshield, causing your windshield to get sprayed, causing you to wash your windshield, etc.

If you have your samples balanced precariously on MY shelf in the freezer, I refuse to feel sorry about it if I knock them over and scatter them all over the floor. I did my best to find them all, but I don't know how many there were. It is, after all, my shelf and they were NOT my samples.

There is a creative writing group forming on campus. I think I would like to join. Any opinions? I feel I may need a little push. Anyone feel like trying to convince me?

Aw hell. I was about to post all exultant about the fact that my lab notebook is complete caught up (no more loose pages paper-clipped in, please no scolding, I am not the only one with this problem) Then I found a few more pages like that which I don't want to deal with right now because I have to go re-print the original data because (a) I've ( Read more... )

Not by someone hitting me in the face or anything, I'd just like to lie down and be unconscious for a while. I worked 14+ hours yesterday. Then I came back in somewhere less than 12 hours after I left. I had a whole bunch of stuff planned for today, most of which is done. However, the analysis is not done and I have to take a break before I ( Read more... )

I'm having problems organizing my thoughts which can only be described as the intellectual equivalent of being distracted by shiny objects.

Also, I feel physically ill and have for most of the past week. I would like to not.

Kill me. Kill me now. I have been staring at the computer screen all day trying to write this paper and it is only marginally more written than it was this morning. I must take a break.