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[elrondhalfelven]

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[annlarimer]

Tease.

[lordof_imladris]

;_;

But then I'll actually have to watch the commercials!! DO NOT LEAVE ME HERE WHERE I CANNOT FEEL YOU!! ;_; ;_;

...Brí is worrying me.

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[elrondhalfelven]

Stop stealing my Undummy's love!!

...yes. Perhaps the alcoholism should be stopped.

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[lordof_imladris]

I don't steal, I only take what's given and manipulate when I have none. You do the same thing!! We're fucking clones!!

And the smoking. The smoke floats to the living room. It smells like we've been rolling in ash trays.

[elladanthesane]

Elladan: Not a bird yet. Also stunningly insensitive.

Of course.

I have No fEeLiNgS at ALL!!!

*twitch*

Well, maybe some emotion, but not a lot.

((*kicks*))

OK, I'll go and change bro's bandage; but first, I'll need an industrial-strength razor to shave off the hair first. Hair IS after all, a nice little place for germs to accumulate, and I need those germs for my big plans for later.

*walks off*

[another_gally]

*smiles beautifically*

[mirielofnumenor]

**Scuttles in, making furtive glances everywhere, and hides behind the couch** **Pokes Elrond's shoulder and begins to talk in a very timid voice**

Hi there, uncle Elrond! I have a little favor to ask: Could you hide me from Ar-Pharazon? He kinda found me. So is there a shed I could stay in or something? Maybe hide The Last Homely Clubhouse with Elrohir? 'Cause he's gonna come soon, and all hell's gonna break loose...

**Scuttles back behind couch**