THERE WILL BE NO REACTING UNTIL ZLOT ISN'T BUSY ANYMORE, YOU KNOW.

[elrondhalfelven]

My daughter didn't kill herself! :)

There aren't thirteen Galadriels! There isn't even one. Galadriel was just a children's story. :)

This burrito does not contain my daughter's sweet dead flesh! :)

There are no spare kinslayers hanging around my house! :)

This milk isn't spoiled! :)

Life is perfect! :)

Comments

[queenoflorien]

We should both be so lucky.

::waves fingers ominously at you::

Re:

[elrondhalfelven]

Oooh, look, II, it's a figment of my imagination! A pretty one! :)

[queenoflorien]

Aren't you cute. Want a cookie, little elflord?

[elrondhalfelven]

I bet if I reached forward my hand would go through your skull! :)

[glorfiestardust]

Now, would this be a good time or a bad time to tell you that I'm coming back to the Council? Or Couch, whatever you're calling it these days.

[elrondhalfelven]

... :)

Ahhhhhhh fuck, the smiling.

[glorfiestardust]

A bad time, then. We'll talk again when you've had a few Twinkies. Until then: *flashes stills of goblin porn at you*

[elrondhalfelven]

Oh, look, it's Elrohir! Nice to see he has a hobby. :)

Caution: Interrupt Elf Lord!denial at own risk.

[divaerestor]

There is also no spoon sir, but that's beside the point right now...

[maglor]

Calling my brothers 'spare kinslayers' isn't very nice, kid. But it's nice of you not to include me in that generalization. *pat pat*

[galadrielviii]

I would call you the turd that you are, but I am busy getting a swedish massage from my new houseboy. I'm also plotting something sinister with Galathil involving that buffoon Celeborn, and a fire potion.