Bit skint at the mo' so have decided to experiment with extortion. To take part in this fund-raising activity please email me dark secrets about yourself or others so that I can begin negotiations &c. Will issue commemorative badges/pens for particularly vicious and/or rewarding titbits.

Many thanks.

I had a dismal and superbusy week at work but now, on this Friday afternoon, exhausted, I survey what's left to do... and it looks almost bearable, almost like I may have a non-awful afternoon, mayn't have to break a sweat and risk going permanently crosseyed with rage and stress... BUT too many horrormovies, Nth minute decapitations, the short ( Read more... )

Our computer system is down. As I cannot work I have decided to discover things ( Read more... )

Tar´do
a. 1. (Mus.) Slow; - a direction to perform a passage slowly.
n. 1. (Zool.) A sloth.

"Play the music tardo, so our tardo can dance."

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Went to Paulo's last night. He's an awfully good host. Watched Chinatown w/ Abby & the Spoox alsothere. That films nifty.

China.........TOWN!

Useful friends ( Read more... )

For those of you vaguely interested here is something similar to the best man's speech I delivered at Ellen & James's wedding a few weeks ago. I'm sure I spotted a typo when I was reading it, eyes downcast, on the day - now if it's there it eludes my skimming. It was spoken in a monotone, I did not look at the crowd once as I was extremely shaky ( Read more... )

I feel ill.

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