People aren't like chocolates. People are just bastard-covered bastards with creamy bastard filling.

I cannot tell you how much that rocks my socks. AWESOME.

Every time a telemarketer calls me, and I am goofy enough to answer, I just WAIT for them to totally butcher my name... just waiting, I am, like the crouching tiger on ze phone ( Read more... )

if there was any doubt before...

She is Indie Girl
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I scored a 485 after doing the proper deductions. Do it.Geek Point breakdown ( Read more... )

I am officially sick. Sore throat and all. That is what I get for going where the sickies go. I didn't have a cold, but now I am on that slippery slope. So I went to the store and got meds and a shitload of Ramen. That is when I noticed that the chicken color coding on the packaging is orange (this is sort of logical, yes). And beef is... blue? Why ( Read more... )

And this has been a theme that has come up over and over again lately ( Read more... )

If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company.

- Jean-Paul Sartre

Today, a truck-driving lesbian threw a wadded-up piece of paper (looked like part of a McDonald's bag), with her phone number scrawled on it, through my car window as I was driving. I obviously have the wrong sort of Mojo working, but I must applaud her aim after the light turned green. Who does THAT ( Read more... )

Soundtrack of your life right now ( Read more... )

I should really try cleaning up my house a bit more today, but instead, I am sitting here working on my To-Do's ( Read more... )