You always cuum during a sexxual performance? I should hope so ( Read more... )

Friday was a buddy's last day here.
Me: Hey
Him: Hey what's up?
Me: Well, I was going to spray paint EAT PUSSY on the front of the building for you last night, but I just didn't get around to it.
He laughed.

( This place is going straight to hell. )

( Memee meme meme meme )

Sex Ed Changes At School With 65 Pregnant Teens

Damn, you can not stop premature ejjacullation!

I got a corner office, with a window bitches!

Me: "So...I need you to tell IT it's ok to transfer my phone to [ex-sales manager] Ron's office"
COO: "Ok...why didn't you just ask if you could have Ron's office?"
Me: "Well...because I just need you to transfer the phone."

First an Update on Crappy Bands I Used to Like: Apparently even the emo kids don't like My Chemical Romance anymore. Apparently they are too pop-y since they showed up on MTV. Maybe when they're all done crying about it they can get back to crying about other shit. Yep ( Read more... )

From the NOW Action List ( Read more... )

It is pouring rain. We are staying home and watching the Shamrock vs Ortiz fight on PPV. Call me if you wanna come over and hang out. Where it's not raining.

I'm going to this party up in the mountains tonight if it's not pouring rain. You all should come. I hear it's about 45 min away from Denver.
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