Not quite the effect I was expecting, but hey, people are miserable! Who am I to complain?

ENJOY YOUR ENDLESS NIGHTMARE OF FUR AND FEATHERS, WEAKLINGS. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

As entertaining as making all these disrespectful peasants suffer, I've still got to keep my long term goals in mind. Slaves, you'll be informed of everything once I'm done basking in ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[ooc: Stan has Friendship Bond i.e. if you ever challenge Ari and Stan to anything you are DOOMED. FEAR US, FUCKERS.]

It seems like there's been a pleasant turn of events regarding Baseball Slave's behavior. Heh. Who knew the kid had that kind of destructive power under that seemingly innocent exterior? Since this blasted device is still malfunctioning, I'll just keep my thoughts to myself until further notice.

HEY. ARI SLAVE.

Don't think I didn't hear what you said ( Read more... )

Their arrival couldn't possibly have come at a better time! ...Well, other than when I arrived. They're damn lucky they arrived before I got really irritated at them, though.

LISTEN UP, SLAVES.

Now, as I am currently under the duty of keeping a keen eye on Baseball Slave before he somehow concocts a new way to mutilate himself, I'll have to give you ( Read more... )

[Stans sounds pretty congested, and every once in a while his speech is interrupted by a sneeze or cough]

Uuuuugh. I'm staring into the face of hell itself right now. Four days. Four days I've been suffering!! I DON'T CARE IF THE DOCTOR ISN'T RESPONSIBLE, I AM STILL HOLDING YOU ACCOUNTABLE AND I WILL FIND YO--- ooooooohhACHOO!

...[sniffle] ( Read more... )

Alright, you know the drill. Doctor, chip, get it out, now. And be sure not to mar my spectacular body. You don't even want to know what I went through to get this damn thing back.

Alright slaves. No doubt you've already heard of this Walter figure lurking around. Everyone in this city is chilled to their very soul by the thought of that man around. In other words:

THIS BASTARD IS STEALING MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE MOST HORRIFYING BEING HERE.

THIS IS JUST LIKE THIS FAKE EVIL KING BUSINESS ALL OVER AGAIN. AUGH. But the good news ( Read more... )

--is this contraption? Looks like the stupid voice thing Slave used to interrupt my fight with washbowl woman.

[A pause, before he just stuffs the communicator in his pocket and loses interest. All further talk is slightly muffled. Luckily for everyone else, Stan is mostly yelling now.]

HEY, SLAVE. WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. FIRST OFF, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE ( Read more... )