MY ZOMBIE LEGION HAS FINALLY COME TO FRUITION!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

TONIGHT, MY DEADPAN MINIONS:

WE SET SAIL BEFORE THEY CLOSE THE PORTS!!!

[ooc: Still in jail. Still delirious. Even sicker now though, so whoever is watching him in the station might have to clean up vomit and junk. HAVE FUN.]

YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE YOU SWINE.

I AM LORD STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD THE FOURTEENTH.

I

AM

GOD.

[ooc: So he's a little delirious due to fever from his infection. Not that... there's a significant difference from his normal behavior. He'll be attempting to break out of prison with the most fucking retarded methods possible, including but not limited to: ( Read more... )

Nnngh. Bastard. N-need my. Healing abilities back, ugh.

T-took me forever to dig out that bullet, y-you son of a bitch! HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME WITH THAT WASHBIN ARM--!!

[Stan pauses, gritting his teeth and breathing heavily.]

H-hero battle indeed. You won't catch me so unprepared next time! WITH YOUR. BOOMSTICK. THING. Ugh. What ever happened. T-to ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GAZE UPON MY MALICE, LOWLY WORMS!! I, EVIL KING STAN, HAVE JUST ABDUCTED A GOOD PORTION OF YOUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND A HELPLESS YOUNG WOMAN!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! YOUR DEAR....

[Stan pauses then turns away from the communicator. There's the sound of a door creaking open, and both voices that follow are a small distance away from ( Read more... )

I'm getting sick of eating beef jerky.

SLAVE, WHERE ARE ALL MY CANNED GOODS?! I CAN ONLY SURVIVE OFF OF THIS WITHERED, TASTELESS MEAT FOR SO LONG!!!

Ugh. At least the weather has improved. And apparently there's been a murder! Although this horrifying atmosphere is much more pleasant, I'm starting to get annoyed.

( Private//unhackable )

I LOVE YOU, LINDA.

ldks;awrjkelawyjtle;rj

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As much as I enjoy having two women willing to rip each others' throats out for a place at my side, that had a disappointing amount of bloodshed. Or seizures. I at least expected seizures from the blow darts. Ugh, I need an outlet for my irritation. SLAVE. FIND ME AN EPILEPTIC AND USE YOUR POWER BURST REPEATEDLY. I don't care if it drains your ( Read more... )

[The device clicks on to a rush of static. In the background, the horrifying sounds of Latimir can be heard--babies wailing, people screaming, the works. And amongst it all is Stan. Laughing.]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ahhhh, nothing better to improve my mood than a literal House of Horrors.  Unlike you spineless worms, I'm perfectly content among such macabre ( Read more... )

 And now Baseball Slave falls deeper and deeper into his own darkness. Hehehehe, first he unleashes insurmountable power and now it's finally being put to proper use! Ugh, no doubt he'll somehow surpress his evil side, return to his former nauseatingly heroic self, make some speech about the power of friendship and light and blah blah blah. Whether ( Read more... )

 For once, it isn't me. Damnit!!!

Slaves, stay at the ready. If my guess is right, this won't be a simple power struggle.

Don't interfere with me and I won't interfere with you. Is that clear? I've been beyond patient with you so far, you realize. I'm not all about poisons and disfigurements.