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[text so that freaking Prussia can understand him]
I'M SO GOD DAMN SICK OF YOU STUPID-FACED IDIOT AMERICANS SHOOTING ME EVERY TIME I SHOVE SOMEONE OUT A WINDOW OR KIDNAP A COUNTRY!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO FINISH MY EPIC BATTLE WITH HIM BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN BOTTLE!!
Stupid magic burst. Stupid prideful fatty America. I swear, I'm going to smother every one of his cities with a smog that will sear the ( Read more... ) -
He has no idea what's going on, FYI
Before I address anyone of actual value:
YES. THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR. SO EITHER YOU STUPID, BARELY-EVOLVED WORMS CAN FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT SIDE, OR YOU CAN SHUT UP AND EXILE YOURSELF. If you choose the latter, I will probably split your cheeks open and light your vital organs on fire with my dark powers. ...Actually, I'll probably do that anyway, ( Read more... ) -
[Voice]
Ugh, to think I had to endure the damn pox to have it again!! At least it's not as bad this time.
I swear, if ONE MORE SLAVE DISAPPEARS OR DIES, I WILL FEED THE NEAREST CHILD TO A DINGO!!! Or one of those long-tongued dogs if no dingo is available. Preferably, it will be the child that started all of this!!
[Stan coughs a little before continuing]
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Just when I was starting to tolerate that brat's prescence. She definitely had the makings of a future Evil King. Her diabolical laughter even sounded like mine... Bah. I'll worry about heirs once I've established a larger kingdom!
HEY PRUSSIA. WE'RE BUYING SEALAND. JUST A HEADS UP IN CASE YOU NOTICE A DRAIN IN YOUR ECONOMY which I sincerely doubt, ( Read more... ) -
[Voice Post]
[Cuts in to a very baffled, very irritated Stan muttering incoherently, and then...]
Ugh, for the last time, little girl! I don't know who you are and I don't know why you have pointed ears or shadow powers but get this through your head:
I. DON'T. HAVE. A. DAUGHTER.
...WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! STOP THAT! SHUT UP OR I'LL WRING YOUR SCRAWNEY LITTLE--!
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[Voice Post]
PRUSSIA
IS
MINE!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm enjoying this holiday already.
[ooc: Long story short: Stan just kicked Prussia's ass and claimed him as his own country. He is now Prussistan!]
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(Untitled)
Alright slaves, as irresistable as I am, you're going to have to ignore your insatiable lust for me for about 2 minutes while I explain my diabolical plans.
THAT INCLUDES YOU, BLIMP BUTT!! Ugh, I'm going to have to brush my teeth for days after you and Sitar Slave...
Moving on.
( Locked to the Okage cast, Ness, and Demyx//hard to hack and really not worth the effort ) -
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Hello, my lowly peasants.
BEHOLD, YOUR NEW TERRIFYING OVERLORD, EVIL KING STAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Grovel, kiss my feet!! For the mercy and kindness you may have known in your own worlds is long gone! I am the dark shadow that haunts this land. PREPARE FOR YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
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SLAVES. BUBBLY ANNOYANCE. ANYONE.
GO FETCH THAT BRATTY TWIG PRINCESS BEFORE SHE LIQUEFIES MY BRAIN WITH HER ASININE "ORDERS".
Who does she think she is, ordering me around like that?! She may be human royalty, but I surpass their meager statures!! I use the robes of flabby human kings as toilet paper!! Rrrrrgh. Little lobotomized harpy. This ( Read more... ) -
[Voice Post]
WHAT MANNER OF RUBBISH IS THIS?!?!
First you cowardly peasants focus all your attention upon the satellite that has crashed into police station--COMPLETELY IGNORING THE UNCONSCIOUS EVIL KING, WAY TO GO "HEROES"--after leaving me there to rot and fester as my wound grew worse and worse!!! Luckily for you all, my powers have been restored and I'm ( Read more... )