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Goudeau: "I'm sure your religious friends would have something to say about that."
Penn: "I don't have any religious friends."
Goudeau: "Well our brothers and sisters..."
Penn: "Oh! Our 'religious brothers and sisters.' I thought you meant friends - that'd be silly."
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a priest, a bishop, and the pope walk into a bar
and the pope says, "Guys, we gotta stop making this shit up," and is mysteriously silent on other aspects of his religion that also aren't documented ( Read more... ) -
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Why don't the Muslims and the Catholics have the battle in the right battlefield? Why don't they just say, "Our god is more powerful than your god. Watch."
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woah, hey, look - it's the INTERNET
Almost all violent acts, rape included, are more likely to occur among people who know each other and not from a stranger. Yet we tell children, women, etc. to fear the stranger. Is it because it's easier? I'm not sure I want to promote "fear your family and friends, they are the ones who hurt you". Unfortunately its true.
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I have conquered college cooking
I have just successfully cooked buckwheat noodles.
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so, Liam has an ear infection, laringitis, and possibly a hernia (hernia's an apparently rather common in babies).
combine that with the fact that he gets very cranky at night and you have a recipe GAAAHH, a delicacy on some planets. -
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The Goop, the Gop, and the Gander ( Read more... ) -
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I once had a random man on the street say "Hey Baby, smile, it can't be that bad!" Well, I had just had a wisdom tooth removed. When I opened my mouth blood came pouring out. The look on his face was PRICELESS!
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The Soul Calibur series is the only weapons-based fighting series worth playing, so it occupies that special market niche certainly. But it was also a sequel to a Dreamcast launch title/killer app that game magazines had practically canonized. While it was available for all consoles, each version had a single unique character. The GameCube version ( Read more... )