Who has a laptop and/or knows about them ( Read more... )

Okay, last night I slept in broken chunks of no longer than an hour and a half at a time.

I fell asleep around midnight.
Woke up at 12:30.
Woke up next at 2:00.
Woke up at 3:00.
Woke up at 4:00 (4:03, to be precise).
Woke up at 5:30 (5:33 to be precise; apparently I have a thing with 3s).
Woke up at 6:05 with my alarm.

This is NOT FAIR.

...Apparently my life sucks?

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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...but I'm bringing it up early ( Read more... )

...Though I've seen this before, in college, and have posted it.

Still true, though, even if the people are different.

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five ( Read more... )

So, Jon posted a meme in which he chooses 7 interests listed in a friend's profile, and said friend goes on to post with explanations of each interest. Here are mine, below. Feel free to comment here and I will be happy to talk about more interests from my profile, ask you about yours, or both.

( Cut for those who are not interested in interests )

So I've been skimming back through the archives of Questionable Content. Those of you who read it will be familiar with Faye and her various issues. I don't pretend to have anything in my past like what she does (no spoilers, I promise!), but I relate to her a lot in certain ways. What struck me just now was the way she vaccillates between ( Read more... )

I've promised this run-down to a few people who are curious, so I figured I'd might as well post it here. Right now, my life it totally revolving around going to the dentist. I hate going to the dentist. I'm going to tell this story in pieces, for the sake of clarity and also because it will need to be continued a little bit at a time.

( Cut for length, but please read it, so people will know what I'm talking about. And because I wouldn't mind the sympathy. )

So, anyone free Wednesday evening to get dinner or something?

So, I have a new phone! Yay! I can call people again! It's weird and I'm still getting used to it, but I'm pretty sure I don't want my bloody carpet back. (If you got that reference, I will love you forever ( Read more... )