The News: Friday, April 3rd 2009
*Five minutes of barking, yowling, yipping and chittering*
*Then a beep*
Jamie: -no way am I doing that.
Dale: It's the only way we can effectively combat the zombie menace.
Jamie: Have you looked at us? I mean, COME ON! You're a freakin' BUNNY! I'm a Chihuahua!
Worf: Size matters not in battle.
Jamie: So when they step on you and die a flat kitty pancake, that's acceptable to you?
Worf: To die in battle is the-
Indiana: Highest honor. Yeah, kid you've only mentioned that a dozen times.
Jamie: What are you going to do? Pounce them to death?
Dor: Um. Everyone? That red light thing is on.
Worf: Yes. And I have activated the universal translator circuit so we may be understood.
Jamie: You mean you pressed the blue button. Wow. That's impressive.
Worf: Says the rat-dog who couldn't find it.
Jamie: I'M A FREAKING DOG! I'M COLOR BLIND!
Dale: Mr. Madrox that will be quite enough. We have duty to relate the daily news items to the public and assure their safety.
Indiana: Yeah, C'mon kid. Let's get this broadcast over before the zombies find us.
Jamie: Fine. And for the record? I hate you all.
SCHOOL!
Jamie: Seriously. There were classes. Walking dead attacking everyone and we're still having classes? You'd think the principal would cancel classes and-
Dor: Well if you think about it the school is pretty safe and it would encourage everyone to-
Jamie: Shut up Pipsqueak. First off there was gym class where instead of exercising Dreadlocks had everyone watch a movie about zombies and how to kill them. And then strangely enough in movie class, Tony showed another movie about zombies and gave them weapons.
Worf: Clearly I enrolled in the wrong class.
Jamie: Yeah, you really need to unclench. After class, Dinah told Tony she was going out there. Tony seemed shocked which is weird since he was arming the class. In other classes that don't involve at teacher having follicles, Care for magical creatures was cancelled. As was Student Council and even Buffy left the library to go out and fight.
Indiana: (grumbles) Better not be any books harmed or she can deal with Special Collections.
Jamie: And now it's your turn to unclench.
Indiana: Watch your mouth, kid!
Jamie: And that would be my cue to move on. Depite the library being Buffy-less, plenty of other people were there to read about Zombies. Ender, Cal, Tony Stark, and Naomi were hitting the books while Mac talked to Summer and Eve about various theories. Harper was pretty chatty with Mac about some information and with Alex about how Hurley got caught by zombies.
Worf: More and more students are getting hurt. We must do something to stop this.
Jamie: You mean the bunny's plan which just happens to be suicidal and completely nuts?
Worf: Yes.
Jamie: And you're on board with this plan?
Worf: Yes.
Jamie: We're doomed. You realize that right?
Dale: Maybe not everyone. According to the research that was found, Our friends who are Zombies are being affected by VooDoo and there might be a cure. If it can be found.
Jamie: Does this mean I don't have to put my ass in a sling?
Dale: Oh, no! That plan is still in place.
Jamie: Wonderful.
Dor: That is wonderful! We can find a cure and our friends will be back to normal and everything will be wonderful!
Jamie: ... Did you just pop out of a Julie Andrews movie or are you for real?
Indiana: C'mon. Kid. Finish the news and we can get started.
Jamie: Right. Office hours. Zoe had 'em which included Deadpool wanting her to go shoot things and Arthur requesting an audience in his own British way. Anakin stopped in to discuss planning a defense which included a veto on flooding the library-
Indiana: SKYWALKER! DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT!
Jamie: Simmer down. He's not going to do it. Instead he's building flamethrowers.
Indiana: Oh. Good.
Jamie: In the library.
Indiana: You're not funny kid.
Jamie: Like you're a barrel of laughs. Anakin also had office hours and spent most of it e-mailing alumni.
Dorms! Where unfortunately there is a lack of comfort sex going on.
Dale: Mr. Madrox, I urge you to be a bit more respectful in your broadcast.
Jamie: Right. I'll get right on that, Mr. Cottontail. Meanwhile in the common room portion of the day, the smart people were staying in side and watching TV. Or eating. Possibly both at the same time. Like in the second floor where Claudia and Priestly.... ate food and talked about Zombies. And over in the fourth floor Angela, Chuck, Robin and Triela watched cartoons, drank hot chocolate and hid from the horrors from outside. Smart people. Very smart.
Unlike Klingon kitty and company here who want to go on a suicide run against the living dead.
Dor: We just want to help! And Mr. Cooper's plan could work!
Jamie: Just so you know? You're betting your life on a bunny. Speaking of someone cute and fluffy, Anakin decided to lead everyone in craft project. And because it's fandom, everyone was building flamethrowers.
Worf: Ahh. Finally a project I can get behind.
Jamie: If only you weren't fuzzy and lacking opposable thumbs. Between building something to burn, baby, burn and eating pizza, K-Mart and Savannah had a quiet moment while they talked about Savannah's mom and Hurley being a zombie.
Dor: Oh no! that's horrible!
Jamie: Actually what's really horrible is that we still have Zombies and Arthur and Merlin seem to feel the need to barricade the dorms.
Worf: A prudent measure.
Jamie: Again. Unclench. Tony then chatted with Merlin about an idea of Dinah's while Ronon pretty much insinuated that Arthur's a chicken where magic is concerned.
Dale: Fear of magic isn't being chicken. It's a wise idea not to mess with supernatural powers.
Indiana: Yeah. The zombies are kind of proof of that don't you think?
Jamie: And the husky shoots and scores! Tahiri stopped by to talk defenses with Arthur then talked with Dinah about how they can't seem to stay where it's safe. Then Tahiri and Ben had one of those awkward stilted conversation that would have to be postponed because ONCE AGAIN there are zombies afoot. Dinah then got rebuffed by Arthur when she asked what she could do to help.
Dale: Now, now, Arthur. Please remember that women can be equally worthy in battle as men.
Jamie: Says the cute and fluffy bunny with a caffeine addiction. Romeo was then left at the gate in a big emo state and... wow. Arthur was actually nice to him.
Dor: He's not that bad!
Jamie: He's British. 'Nuff said. Ben and stuffy guy then talked defenses and abilities for the oncoming battle. Tony then showed up to help build the barricade and then talked to Dinah about some items he researched. Arthur was suprised to find out that Sokka was a fighter while Sokka tells Dinah not to get bitten. Duh. Turtle shows up and asks Romeo if he's okay and tries to encourage Dinah. Turtle offers her shin-kicking powers but gets corrected by Sokka since she should be kicking the zombie's heads. Adam then showed up to help along with a a wolf. Hey look Dr Jones! You'll have someone to romp with.
Indiana: Yeah. Swell. Can we get this done with please?
Jamie: What? You don't want to hear about Rodney barricading his room and locking Sokka out?
Indiana: No. Not really.
Jamie: What about Ned hiding out in his room?
Indiana: Um. No.
Jamie: How about Ender and Ben fighting Zombies on their way to get ice cream?
Indiana: And now you're just making things up.
Jamie: Hey. Nobody gets between a Skywalker and his ice cream be-yotch.
Indiana: Skywalker? Well that explains a lot of things.
Jamie: And ending all things students: Gavin went out to fight Zombies and ended up shooting a zombified John Sheppard in the preserve.
Worf: If only I were normal I would end this menace NOW!
Jamie: Worf?
Worf: Yes?
Jamie: Unclench.
Town: Where it's a Zombie Jamboree!
Jamie: Over at the police station, Ray was answering phones, sending out troops and trying to come up with a plan.
Dale: Good man, Ray! Keep up the good work!
Jamie: The Mayor came by with word of encouragement while Fraser checked in to make sure that Ray was doing okay. Daisy was also there and feeling a bit overwhelmed as she checked and re-checked everything.
Dale: Hang in there Daisy! You're doing fine.
Jamie: I'm surprised that you turned into a bunny and not a cheerleader. Jenny opened Pixie dust with a discount for those with damaged clothing from Zombie attacks. The other Jen was at pizza planet with her blaster ready in case Zombies attacked. Viki was just hanging out in front of Strokes. A zombified Tyler tried to attack her but she just teleported him elsewhere. Chad opened Groovy tunes in case people needed shelter while Agnes sealed the entrance of Magic Box to prevent Zombies from entering. Arya brought her weapons to Coyote Medicine and defended the store from a zombie and a zombified Jack.
Over at the Arms Hotel, Mary was patrolling the hotel with Gunther as back-up. A zombified Jack and Sean shuffled in but were able to be fended off. Harper opened Things Reborn, and got a gift of a bat from Ben and a little freaked out by a zombified Hurley Stark Industries was barricaded by Kaylee. She got a visit from Ben who I'm beginning to think has stolen my duplication powers.
Worf: If only we should be so lucky.
Jamie: Bite me. Meanwhile Rik- OW!
Dale: Mr. Worf? This is not the time.
Dor: Though he totally had it coming.
Indiana: C'mon. Hurry up.
Jamie: Fine! Meanwhile Rikku opened Wellspring Arms and was offering free weapons to Zombie fighters. She then got a message from Romeo only to find out that Reno and Dojima are now Zombies. Katina then showed up to see about getting a handgun.
Worf: She owns a weapon. Very admirable.
Jamie: Um. Yeah. Whatever. Remind me to introduce you to Aeryn Sun sometime. Anyhow, three zombies showed up and Rikku laid waste to them with a might big gun. Blossom flew in to see if Rikku was okay though Rikku didn't recognize her very well.
Over at the school gates She-Ra was at the main gate hoping to stop any undead intruders. A tired Jaina showed up after fighting all day only to get a pep talk from She-Ra about finding a solution soon. Zayne was there showing off his lightsaber.
Dor: *giggles* Okay. Even I think that sounds dirty.
Jamie: Yeah, when you got it you have to flaunt it. Eowyn joined She-Ra in guarding the gates though it looked pretty quiet. Zombie Hurley showed up but was told by She-Ra to go away.
Worf: And that Worked?
Jamie: Beats the hell out of me. Over at Summers-ville, Cable was a wee bit preoccupied with his little kid. Of course Deadpool came by to talk about dancing with Zombies and to eat all Cable's pizza. Meanwhile over at Charlotte's apartemtn, she had her hands full trying to keep her dog from chasing a bunnified Dale all over the place.
Dale: *chuckling* It was quite a ordeal, I can assure you.
Jamie: Yeah. You're a wascally wabbit.
Dale: Huh?
Jamie: Nevermind. Over at Caritas, Jolee was tired from all the Zombies out in the woods. Then a zombified Minsc showed up and... dripped over everything.
Dor: Yeah. That'll happen with Zombies. Of course in my world Zombies are actually quite friendly and-
Jamie: Don't eat brains. Yeah. Got it. Mina was over at the clinic which surprisingly didn't have any visitors.
Dale: Thank goodness for small favors. I have to admit though even if it is dangerous out there, I'm proud to see how many townspeople kept their businesses open.
Jamie: Okay. I changed my mind. I think you popped out of a Julie Andrews musical.
Indiana: The scary thing is I'm beginning to agree with the kid.
Dor: There's nothing wrong with a cheerful attitude.
Jamie: I'm going to need a drink after this. Now somewhere out there in a place we don't know about the Zombies seemed to be having a little party. Apparently there was Zombie mingling and playing of Rock Paper Scissors... when they could keep their fingers on. There was also Red Rover and Capture the Leg which a zombified Lee and Toby seemed to enjoy. The party was hosted by... a Zombie VooDoo Priest.
Indiana: VooDoo Priest?
Dale: He must be the culprit behind all of this.
Indiana: If I had access to the library in something other than this dog form...
Dale: Rest easy Dr. Jones. We'll find a way to defeat this zombie horde and bring back safety to our little island.
Jamie: Yep. Julie Andrews. The Voodoo guy seemed to be pretty popular. Jack Sparrow tried to trade a bottle of rum for brains while Lacey brought a cake which... was really a straw hat with mud on it. Hurley needed help with getting his hand back on his arm while Francine flirted with the Priest shamelessly. Tyler brought a teal fawnn for the Priest to enjoy its brains while Jack got the priest a sandwich. Also bringing food was Max who brought the priest a frozen turkey while Toby showed off a female zombie leg he just aquired. And finally Minsc was ordered to share his "Gift" with the living residents of the island.
Worf: Enough! How dare they mock us with these festivities.
Dale: Patience Mr. Worf. We'll find a way to defeat them.
Indiana: Are we done yet?
Jamie: Not quite. Several people were attacked today. Ned was attacked by the zombies but was rescued by She-ra. Mina went out after dark and beat up a zombie outside the clinic and Spider-man went around with a baseball bat fighting as well. Unfortunately, Gwynn, Warren and Mohinder were attacked and turned into zombies.
...
And suddenly this isn't funny anymore.
...
Okay, Cooper. Count me in on your plan. It's crazy and suicidal but it's better than doing nothing and letting others get hurt.
Dale: You're a decent fellow Mr. Madrox.
Worf: I wouldn't go that far.
Dale: Gentlemen? This might be our last chance to speak to our friends and family in normal English. Any last words?
Jamie: Temari? I know you're a zombie and and you're brains are all goo. I'm just hoping if you get back to normal that you remember the good things instead of all the stupid stuff I've done.
Dale: Mr. Worf?
Worf: If someone could relay my... love to my parents... My adopted parents, I would appreciate it.
Dale: Dor?
Dor: Yes. The same to my family and Irene.
Dale: Dr. Jones?
Indiana: Marion? If I had to do it all again... it would be different. I'm sorry.
Dale: Very well. And while to others my plan may be crazy, I know that somehow we'll all pull through one way or another. And to prove it I'm going to say thing. Charlotte York? Since coming to this island you've been the one thing that has brought me pure joy and contentment. When this episode is over? I hope you will do me the honor of marrying me and becoming my wife. I love you Charlotte York and I will see you soon. Hopefully as a human.
Anything else gentlemen? No? Well in that case good night Fandom.
*Then a beep*
Jamie: -no way am I doing that.
Dale: It's the only way we can effectively combat the zombie menace.
Jamie: Have you looked at us? I mean, COME ON! You're a freakin' BUNNY! I'm a Chihuahua!
Worf: Size matters not in battle.
Jamie: So when they step on you and die a flat kitty pancake, that's acceptable to you?
Worf: To die in battle is the-
Indiana: Highest honor. Yeah, kid you've only mentioned that a dozen times.
Jamie: What are you going to do? Pounce them to death?
Dor: Um. Everyone? That red light thing is on.
Worf: Yes. And I have activated the universal translator circuit so we may be understood.
Jamie: You mean you pressed the blue button. Wow. That's impressive.
Worf: Says the rat-dog who couldn't find it.
Jamie: I'M A FREAKING DOG! I'M COLOR BLIND!
Dale: Mr. Madrox that will be quite enough. We have duty to relate the daily news items to the public and assure their safety.
Indiana: Yeah, C'mon kid. Let's get this broadcast over before the zombies find us.
Jamie: Fine. And for the record? I hate you all.
SCHOOL!
Jamie: Seriously. There were classes. Walking dead attacking everyone and we're still having classes? You'd think the principal would cancel classes and-
Dor: Well if you think about it the school is pretty safe and it would encourage everyone to-
Jamie: Shut up Pipsqueak. First off there was gym class where instead of exercising Dreadlocks had everyone watch a movie about zombies and how to kill them. And then strangely enough in movie class, Tony showed another movie about zombies and gave them weapons.
Worf: Clearly I enrolled in the wrong class.
Jamie: Yeah, you really need to unclench. After class, Dinah told Tony she was going out there. Tony seemed shocked which is weird since he was arming the class. In other classes that don't involve at teacher having follicles, Care for magical creatures was cancelled. As was Student Council and even Buffy left the library to go out and fight.
Indiana: (grumbles) Better not be any books harmed or she can deal with Special Collections.
Jamie: And now it's your turn to unclench.
Indiana: Watch your mouth, kid!
Jamie: And that would be my cue to move on. Depite the library being Buffy-less, plenty of other people were there to read about Zombies. Ender, Cal, Tony Stark, and Naomi were hitting the books while Mac talked to Summer and Eve about various theories. Harper was pretty chatty with Mac about some information and with Alex about how Hurley got caught by zombies.
Worf: More and more students are getting hurt. We must do something to stop this.
Jamie: You mean the bunny's plan which just happens to be suicidal and completely nuts?
Worf: Yes.
Jamie: And you're on board with this plan?
Worf: Yes.
Jamie: We're doomed. You realize that right?
Dale: Maybe not everyone. According to the research that was found, Our friends who are Zombies are being affected by VooDoo and there might be a cure. If it can be found.
Jamie: Does this mean I don't have to put my ass in a sling?
Dale: Oh, no! That plan is still in place.
Jamie: Wonderful.
Dor: That is wonderful! We can find a cure and our friends will be back to normal and everything will be wonderful!
Jamie: ... Did you just pop out of a Julie Andrews movie or are you for real?
Indiana: C'mon. Kid. Finish the news and we can get started.
Jamie: Right. Office hours. Zoe had 'em which included Deadpool wanting her to go shoot things and Arthur requesting an audience in his own British way. Anakin stopped in to discuss planning a defense which included a veto on flooding the library-
Indiana: SKYWALKER! DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT!
Jamie: Simmer down. He's not going to do it. Instead he's building flamethrowers.
Indiana: Oh. Good.
Jamie: In the library.
Indiana: You're not funny kid.
Jamie: Like you're a barrel of laughs. Anakin also had office hours and spent most of it e-mailing alumni.
Dorms! Where unfortunately there is a lack of comfort sex going on.
Dale: Mr. Madrox, I urge you to be a bit more respectful in your broadcast.
Jamie: Right. I'll get right on that, Mr. Cottontail. Meanwhile in the common room portion of the day, the smart people were staying in side and watching TV. Or eating. Possibly both at the same time. Like in the second floor where Claudia and Priestly.... ate food and talked about Zombies. And over in the fourth floor Angela, Chuck, Robin and Triela watched cartoons, drank hot chocolate and hid from the horrors from outside. Smart people. Very smart.
Unlike Klingon kitty and company here who want to go on a suicide run against the living dead.
Dor: We just want to help! And Mr. Cooper's plan could work!
Jamie: Just so you know? You're betting your life on a bunny. Speaking of someone cute and fluffy, Anakin decided to lead everyone in craft project. And because it's fandom, everyone was building flamethrowers.
Worf: Ahh. Finally a project I can get behind.
Jamie: If only you weren't fuzzy and lacking opposable thumbs. Between building something to burn, baby, burn and eating pizza, K-Mart and Savannah had a quiet moment while they talked about Savannah's mom and Hurley being a zombie.
Dor: Oh no! that's horrible!
Jamie: Actually what's really horrible is that we still have Zombies and Arthur and Merlin seem to feel the need to barricade the dorms.
Worf: A prudent measure.
Jamie: Again. Unclench. Tony then chatted with Merlin about an idea of Dinah's while Ronon pretty much insinuated that Arthur's a chicken where magic is concerned.
Dale: Fear of magic isn't being chicken. It's a wise idea not to mess with supernatural powers.
Indiana: Yeah. The zombies are kind of proof of that don't you think?
Jamie: And the husky shoots and scores! Tahiri stopped by to talk defenses with Arthur then talked with Dinah about how they can't seem to stay where it's safe. Then Tahiri and Ben had one of those awkward stilted conversation that would have to be postponed because ONCE AGAIN there are zombies afoot. Dinah then got rebuffed by Arthur when she asked what she could do to help.
Dale: Now, now, Arthur. Please remember that women can be equally worthy in battle as men.
Jamie: Says the cute and fluffy bunny with a caffeine addiction. Romeo was then left at the gate in a big emo state and... wow. Arthur was actually nice to him.
Dor: He's not that bad!
Jamie: He's British. 'Nuff said. Ben and stuffy guy then talked defenses and abilities for the oncoming battle. Tony then showed up to help build the barricade and then talked to Dinah about some items he researched. Arthur was suprised to find out that Sokka was a fighter while Sokka tells Dinah not to get bitten. Duh. Turtle shows up and asks Romeo if he's okay and tries to encourage Dinah. Turtle offers her shin-kicking powers but gets corrected by Sokka since she should be kicking the zombie's heads. Adam then showed up to help along with a a wolf. Hey look Dr Jones! You'll have someone to romp with.
Indiana: Yeah. Swell. Can we get this done with please?
Jamie: What? You don't want to hear about Rodney barricading his room and locking Sokka out?
Indiana: No. Not really.
Jamie: What about Ned hiding out in his room?
Indiana: Um. No.
Jamie: How about Ender and Ben fighting Zombies on their way to get ice cream?
Indiana: And now you're just making things up.
Jamie: Hey. Nobody gets between a Skywalker and his ice cream be-yotch.
Indiana: Skywalker? Well that explains a lot of things.
Jamie: And ending all things students: Gavin went out to fight Zombies and ended up shooting a zombified John Sheppard in the preserve.
Worf: If only I were normal I would end this menace NOW!
Jamie: Worf?
Worf: Yes?
Jamie: Unclench.
Town: Where it's a Zombie Jamboree!
Jamie: Over at the police station, Ray was answering phones, sending out troops and trying to come up with a plan.
Dale: Good man, Ray! Keep up the good work!
Jamie: The Mayor came by with word of encouragement while Fraser checked in to make sure that Ray was doing okay. Daisy was also there and feeling a bit overwhelmed as she checked and re-checked everything.
Dale: Hang in there Daisy! You're doing fine.
Jamie: I'm surprised that you turned into a bunny and not a cheerleader. Jenny opened Pixie dust with a discount for those with damaged clothing from Zombie attacks. The other Jen was at pizza planet with her blaster ready in case Zombies attacked. Viki was just hanging out in front of Strokes. A zombified Tyler tried to attack her but she just teleported him elsewhere. Chad opened Groovy tunes in case people needed shelter while Agnes sealed the entrance of Magic Box to prevent Zombies from entering. Arya brought her weapons to Coyote Medicine and defended the store from a zombie and a zombified Jack.
Over at the Arms Hotel, Mary was patrolling the hotel with Gunther as back-up. A zombified Jack and Sean shuffled in but were able to be fended off. Harper opened Things Reborn, and got a gift of a bat from Ben and a little freaked out by a zombified Hurley Stark Industries was barricaded by Kaylee. She got a visit from Ben who I'm beginning to think has stolen my duplication powers.
Worf: If only we should be so lucky.
Jamie: Bite me. Meanwhile Rik- OW!
Dale: Mr. Worf? This is not the time.
Dor: Though he totally had it coming.
Indiana: C'mon. Hurry up.
Jamie: Fine! Meanwhile Rikku opened Wellspring Arms and was offering free weapons to Zombie fighters. She then got a message from Romeo only to find out that Reno and Dojima are now Zombies. Katina then showed up to see about getting a handgun.
Worf: She owns a weapon. Very admirable.
Jamie: Um. Yeah. Whatever. Remind me to introduce you to Aeryn Sun sometime. Anyhow, three zombies showed up and Rikku laid waste to them with a might big gun. Blossom flew in to see if Rikku was okay though Rikku didn't recognize her very well.
Over at the school gates She-Ra was at the main gate hoping to stop any undead intruders. A tired Jaina showed up after fighting all day only to get a pep talk from She-Ra about finding a solution soon. Zayne was there showing off his lightsaber.
Dor: *giggles* Okay. Even I think that sounds dirty.
Jamie: Yeah, when you got it you have to flaunt it. Eowyn joined She-Ra in guarding the gates though it looked pretty quiet. Zombie Hurley showed up but was told by She-Ra to go away.
Worf: And that Worked?
Jamie: Beats the hell out of me. Over at Summers-ville, Cable was a wee bit preoccupied with his little kid. Of course Deadpool came by to talk about dancing with Zombies and to eat all Cable's pizza. Meanwhile over at Charlotte's apartemtn, she had her hands full trying to keep her dog from chasing a bunnified Dale all over the place.
Dale: *chuckling* It was quite a ordeal, I can assure you.
Jamie: Yeah. You're a wascally wabbit.
Dale: Huh?
Jamie: Nevermind. Over at Caritas, Jolee was tired from all the Zombies out in the woods. Then a zombified Minsc showed up and... dripped over everything.
Dor: Yeah. That'll happen with Zombies. Of course in my world Zombies are actually quite friendly and-
Jamie: Don't eat brains. Yeah. Got it. Mina was over at the clinic which surprisingly didn't have any visitors.
Dale: Thank goodness for small favors. I have to admit though even if it is dangerous out there, I'm proud to see how many townspeople kept their businesses open.
Jamie: Okay. I changed my mind. I think you popped out of a Julie Andrews musical.
Indiana: The scary thing is I'm beginning to agree with the kid.
Dor: There's nothing wrong with a cheerful attitude.
Jamie: I'm going to need a drink after this. Now somewhere out there in a place we don't know about the Zombies seemed to be having a little party. Apparently there was Zombie mingling and playing of Rock Paper Scissors... when they could keep their fingers on. There was also Red Rover and Capture the Leg which a zombified Lee and Toby seemed to enjoy. The party was hosted by... a Zombie VooDoo Priest.
Indiana: VooDoo Priest?
Dale: He must be the culprit behind all of this.
Indiana: If I had access to the library in something other than this dog form...
Dale: Rest easy Dr. Jones. We'll find a way to defeat this zombie horde and bring back safety to our little island.
Jamie: Yep. Julie Andrews. The Voodoo guy seemed to be pretty popular. Jack Sparrow tried to trade a bottle of rum for brains while Lacey brought a cake which... was really a straw hat with mud on it. Hurley needed help with getting his hand back on his arm while Francine flirted with the Priest shamelessly. Tyler brought a teal fawnn for the Priest to enjoy its brains while Jack got the priest a sandwich. Also bringing food was Max who brought the priest a frozen turkey while Toby showed off a female zombie leg he just aquired. And finally Minsc was ordered to share his "Gift" with the living residents of the island.
Worf: Enough! How dare they mock us with these festivities.
Dale: Patience Mr. Worf. We'll find a way to defeat them.
Indiana: Are we done yet?
Jamie: Not quite. Several people were attacked today. Ned was attacked by the zombies but was rescued by She-ra. Mina went out after dark and beat up a zombie outside the clinic and Spider-man went around with a baseball bat fighting as well. Unfortunately, Gwynn, Warren and Mohinder were attacked and turned into zombies.
...
And suddenly this isn't funny anymore.
...
Okay, Cooper. Count me in on your plan. It's crazy and suicidal but it's better than doing nothing and letting others get hurt.
Dale: You're a decent fellow Mr. Madrox.
Worf: I wouldn't go that far.
Dale: Gentlemen? This might be our last chance to speak to our friends and family in normal English. Any last words?
Jamie: Temari? I know you're a zombie and and you're brains are all goo. I'm just hoping if you get back to normal that you remember the good things instead of all the stupid stuff I've done.
Dale: Mr. Worf?
Worf: If someone could relay my... love to my parents... My adopted parents, I would appreciate it.
Dale: Dor?
Dor: Yes. The same to my family and Irene.
Dale: Dr. Jones?
Indiana: Marion? If I had to do it all again... it would be different. I'm sorry.
Dale: Very well. And while to others my plan may be crazy, I know that somehow we'll all pull through one way or another. And to prove it I'm going to say thing. Charlotte York? Since coming to this island you've been the one thing that has brought me pure joy and contentment. When this episode is over? I hope you will do me the honor of marrying me and becoming my wife. I love you Charlotte York and I will see you soon. Hopefully as a human.
Anything else gentlemen? No? Well in that case good night Fandom.