I love my brain. I mean, it is nasty as all hell, but how am I supposed to take it seriously when it calls me "an insult to the legal system"?

Would people on Facebook stop having birthdays so I don't have to feel guilty about not saying "Happy Birthday" so I can give a status update? Something along the lines of "I ain't dead", but I keep turning it on the day after a birthday ( Read more... )

I believe I know who does the notes/tapes, considering one of my neighbours called me 'Wonton' (or one tonne) earlier, as I was called in 2 notes. I'm not sure what else he said as his English is not good, and neither is his diction. I don't believe he is the guy who was accused, but he is a guy I was already scared of. He threatened to crucify my ( Read more... )

After a week of fairly solid complaining, and unfortunately solid reasons for complaining, I thought I'd say "I'm still here, and life doesn't completely suck ( Read more... )

This evening it is "The sperm 'Wail'".

On the wall outside my door this morning there is a piece of masking tape labeling this as the home of "The fat widow spider". And they wonder why I don't go out there very often.

Anyone notice the important thing I said last post? Don't worry, neither did I. But apparently I miss my old pills more than I thought, because the mood swings have started. I've spent the afternoon/evening crying or trying not to, for no reason I can see ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to die on Thursday. I tell my doctor "I can't walk a block without needing a rest" and he says "let's put you on a treadmill". No, that was the actual conversation. So I'm supposed to spend an hour on a treadmill on Thursday afternoon. And the referral said something about an exercise bike as well. I'm sorry friends. It has ( Read more... )

Different sleeping pill trial, not successful. I think I know why - valium doesn't work on me, so these things that are related to valium won't work on me. This is why, mine doctor, you don't delete everything from my history that is old. I know it has been 10 years since you gave me valium, but it still doesn't work ( Read more... )

Apparently I have a hiatus hernia, which is causing my chest pain. Also my asthma, my stomach problems and my sleep problems. Maybe. I don't quite follow what I've been told, or maybe just where the acid comes into it all, or rather, where the acid is going ( Read more... )