Had sex with your mother, now need to be tested
When I was twelve, think I was molested
By the Grimace, fat McDonalds mascot
Right to my mouth he gave me a shot
Now when I see purple I get an erection
Your mother I screwed without using protection
You have a new brother, infested with AIDS
My balls are gigantic, like two hand grenades

I ate a fetus, crapped a demon ( Read more... )

One thing that would make me thrilled ( Read more... )

I've always wanted to kill a mime
I had a wet dream about Optimus Prime
His robot body drives me wild
Just like baby Jesus, tender and mild

Took a pill and now I am flying ( Read more... )

The walls with shit I have been pasting
Lord I know I cant stop tasting,
The chemicals beneath the sink
Their labels so inviting, I must drink
But that it seems has broke my mind...
I screwed an ostrich from behind

I punch the camel in its head
Stick a fork in its eye to make sure its dead
I throw the monkey from the bridge
I take some chicken from my fridge

I'm sick of listening to all of your tips
You sound like a little bitch, wheres my chicken strips
The rats all swim inside my noggin
The badger draws neer... lets jump in my toboggan

Stab a midget in the face
Hide the body, leave no trace
Soaking breadsticks, had to pee
Count my testes, 1, 2...3?

Tasty tacos cleansed my soul
Got diarrhea, burned my hole
I once killed an asian whore
fell asleep at a truck-stop,
now my ass is sore

Geriatric skunk with shoes
screaming "I must kill the jews"
screamed it till he lost his voice
dipped my penis in acid, suboptimal choice