Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

[Oh, hey, isn't this voice a bit...familiar?

Why, yes, it's everyone favorite "future Professor!"]

I must...apologize, for my absense following my excursion into the Ice Path. I'm afraid I stumbled upon a bit of an unexpected obstacle during my travels, and this communication device -- a Pokégear, was it? -- was ( Read more... )

[--clink. Clink clink clink.]

Cu! Cuu cubone!

[Clink clink clink clink CLINK.]

Mallett, do try and keep your hands to yourself. It is perfectly fine to be curious of new surroundings, certainly, but I would advise that you keep to this path lest you meet an...untimely demise.

Cuu...
There, there, there will be plenty of exploration to come. Now, where ( Read more... )

Good afternoon, kind sirs and madams.

[The voice that's filtering over the feed...it sounds remarkably like one gentleman archaeologist, if but a tad more hoarse.]

I do beg your pardon if I have interrupted something, but I wish to extend a mere…request, for any information regarding this place I have been transported to.

[A pause.]

Previously, I was ( Read more... )

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