OH NO! I OFFENDED SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?

FOR NOW? FINISH TAKING A DUMP AND GO BACK TO WORK SINCE I CAN'T DO CAPTCHA ON MY PHONE.

I WILL ADMIT, THOUGH, THAT I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS WHO HAS BEEN STALKING ME SO THOROUGHLY THROUGH TALEYA'S JOURNAL. I PICTURE SOMEONE WITH A WALL COVERED IN PRINTOUT'S OF MY ICONS, STROKING A NOTEBOOK ( Read more... )

So I went looking around on the Iron Man Kink meme and HOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT.

I must've been spoiled by the Holmes one cause FUCK ME that's a sad little meme. AND THERE MOD IS EVEN CRAZIER THAN THE SHERLOCKKINK ONE! Seriously? New meme for Tony/Steve when they only have six pages of comments? Not six POSTS. Six PAGES. What the everloving baaaaalllllls ( Read more... )

VSOEIWKSKVURIWIFJKCOSWVLKJHFDS

TONY STARK/ELEVENTH DOCTOR CROSSOVER AWESOME OH MY GOD FUCK YES OH GOOODDDDD

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND NOW I NEED TO WEEP BECAUSE THERE IS NO MORE

HHRRRRGGGGGGH

I SHOULD BE WRITING THAT PHOENIX WRIGHT HOLMES FIC FOR THE MEME

INSTEAD I AM TEXTING MOVIE-VERSE TONY STARK/BRUCE WAYNE FIC BLURBS TO AMI

PRIORITIES!

CURRENTLY SITTING IN A ROOM WITH MANY OTHER PEOPLE, WAITING FOR MY TURN TO LAY BACK AND BE PENETRATED UNTIL THE PROPER FLUIDS ARE RELEASED SO THAT I CAN THEN RECEIVE MY MEAGRE RECOMPENSE FOR COOPERATING.

I POSTED THESE TO MOTHERGODDAMN AND NOW I'M PUTTING THEM HERE TOO, JUST IN CASES.

IN ONE HAND, I OFFER WHITE BOY RAP. IN THE OTHER, I OFFER A CAPELLA RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS.

Age: 26 ( Read more... )

AMI: I hate you! Now I can't stop thinking about Justin Bieber doing lines of coke off Zac Efron's dick!

ME: ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! ...wait. No. Ambulance.

AMI'S BEING MEAN AT ME FOR GETTING PIZZA D:

SAD FOREVER NOW

FURTHER SHIT ON JOBBING AND MOVING ( Read more... )