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fingon

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Oct 05, 2002 14:50

Hmm.

*grabs pen and paper*

To Do List:

Castrate miloburrows

Kill earwen before she kills me for castrating her 8274853rd child.

Kill king_finarfin for killing earwen.

Find a secluded convent for peonybaggins.

Sedate Danielle.

Hide the sharp weapons.

Stop fingolfinnoldor from celebrating.

Make sure turgon still doesn't care about anything in our family ( Read more... )

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bnh October 5 2002, 11:57:16 UTC

I don't think I like all that killing on there. ¬_¬

Re: fingon October 5 2002, 12:24:40 UTC

*moves 'sedate danielle' higher up on the list*

It's just... um... *sedates*

bnh October 5 2002, 12:40:59 UTC

...... *is sedated*

Re: fingon October 5 2002, 15:29:47 UTC

*kisses her sedated forehead* Sorry sweetie, but I have stuff to do. *runs off*

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*glares* miloburrows October 5 2002, 15:22:54 UTC

You realise I can defend myself now?

*growls* fingon October 5 2002, 15:32:37 UTC

Doesn't matter. I can slice you open and pin you down like a Modern Earth frog in the dissecting tray of a biology student. Did you honestly think a fourteen year old hobbit could defeat a warrior elf with thousands of years of combat experience when the most combat you have seen is crushing a cricket with your disgusting hobbit foot?

Re: *growls* miloburrows October 5 2002, 15:35:02 UTC

I'm not fourteen....I'm 19...

Why do you not like me?? I don't like that you don't like me. I'm nice. You have no reason to not like me other than that I like your daughter. All we do is hold hands for Eru's sake. We don't go around shaggin each other senseless like some people do around here. Sheesh.

Re: *growls* fingon October 5 2002, 15:38:47 UTC

It doesn't matter. Before it was just innocent holding hands. There are now hormones involved. Therefore. You will die.

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earwen October 5 2002, 15:33:39 UTC

Touch my son and I will kill you.

fingon October 5 2002, 15:34:37 UTC

The kinslayer activist turned into a common kinslayer herself? Honestly auntie, don't you think I thought of that? Hence why slicing you up is second on my list.

miloburrows October 5 2002, 15:49:26 UTC

Mommy! Mommy! I growed up!!

Re: earwen October 5 2002, 16:24:58 UTC

I know sweetie. :) Now run away. QUICKLY. He runs fast. And my mun is biased towards him. SO GO! FASTER!

toff October 5 2002, 16:09:53 UTC

*scans list*

I was not included in this killing spree?

I'm hurt, fuckhead. Deeply hurt.

Re: fingon October 5 2002, 16:27:08 UTC

Finarfin and Eärwen's cook is preparing a place for you in the stew pot. You're small beans, doggie. Literally.

toff October 5 2002, 16:29:08 UTC

As much as I love these little chats of ours, I really should be going.

Away.

Quickly.

Re: fingon October 5 2002, 16:51:57 UTC

Running can't save you now. IT CAN'T SAVE ANY OF YOU!

peonybaggins October 5 2002, 16:36:05 UTC

Like, no way! I'm soooooo not going to a convent. They're all...boring. And stuff.
*whines*

Can't I just stay home? nO oNe UnDeRsTaNdS mE oMg

blah blah blah elijah wood is dreamy blah blah

Re: fingon October 5 2002, 16:53:39 UTC

The more you talk like that, the more I'm going to be convinced that you need this. Well. This or death. There are still some parts of Arda that sacrifice virgins to the Valar. I'm sure my father's one of them. NOW SHUSH AND START PACKING!

zytavin October 5 2002, 17:10:47 UTC

*pops in, even though it's none of his business*

How about you send her to Glorfie and Erestor's? Then she can learn what not to do...

*runs before he can be swatted*

((ignore first comment)) fingon October 5 2002, 17:28:41 UTC

Learn not to be promiscuous from the whiny gay glamrocker and his pony friend? I think not. She stays here.

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