This weekend was pretty fucking cool. Me and Al managed to hit every door knob in all 4 stories of our dorm with lube and not get caught. It was pure genius to hit the doors at midnight on a saturday, everyone was out drinking. So we had the pure joy of watching a bunch of drunk people trying to open their lubed up doors while trying to keep ( Read more... )

Wow, a lotta shit's been going down. First thing's first, tuesday night is now porn night at my college. I highly recommend 'XXX Trek' to anyone. Just trust me, any movie that has a giant space vagina as a plot twist is a high quality film.

( Pikshars n' stuff )

So, I went grocery shoppin' with Patrick and Alton the other day. Then me and Alton were all "Patrick, let's go on a field trip to the porn store!" And Pat was all "I don't know..." And we were like "Porn store!" so we went. I must say, the porns store here has a much better selection than the one back home. The guys who were working there ( Read more... )

Things I want but probably won't have for a while:

1) a kitten
2) a drink
3) a girlfriend

But on the upside, the girl who gave me a ride home from the coffee shop tonight was the pen-pal of the older sister of my best friend in kindergarden. Man, that's fucking weird.

( Me and Jamie )

You know what I hate the very most about college? The drinking situation. I won't get shit-faced here. Ever. And above all else, I will never ever go to any off campus parties. Why? Well, I already know 3 girls who have been raped in such situations. And I don't mean 'heard of 3 girls who got raped', I mean I KNOW these 3 girls. Just for a ( Read more... )

Ok, so the college experiance for me consists of the following ( Read more... )

I seem to have established myself as the "creepy artist person who never leaves their dorm" on my floor. Because I never leave my dorm and I've put up a little picture I drew of my self that points out my poor posture and crappy haircut (in place of the monkey with my name on it that was here when I got here ( Read more... )

I AM IN COLLEGE. COLLEGE IS HOT AND BORING. CALL ME IF YOU GET HOT AND BORED TOO: 267-475-8740

Just so you guys know, MY PARENTS ARE THROWING A GRADUATION PARTY AND THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR ME TO INVITE MY FRIENDS.... THIS MEANS YOU ( Read more... )