Guess what kids. Im back. (I think)

I've had a couple adventures since my last update ( Read more... )

Yay! I just got my room reservation for U of I next year. and its not an ordinary dorm, its a *super-cool* apartment with twice the space of a regular dorm, a walk-in closet, a pool, and a full kitchen for late night love-making and/or eating. plus, i get to live with steve, gordon, and brett. we all have to role play though. steve is going to be ( Read more... )

Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results
Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Liveliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Dutifulness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Artistic ( Read more... )

I just remembered a weird story about one of my dad's little "adventures". When I was about 6 years old, two of my uncles used to live with us. One day, my dad shot a raccoon, and immediately decided to have some "fun" with it. (And by "fun" I do not mean have sex with it). He got a rope, attached it to the dead raccoon's neck, and tied it onto the ( Read more... )

This is my schedule for my first semester finals next week. This is different from previous exams because it requires 99.99% less studying. *woohoo ( Read more... )

Mommy, why don't the boys think im pretty?

Omg. Guess who just got accepted to University of Chicago? That's right, me. I just soiled myself. tee hee

Whenever people tell me a knock-knock joke, I offer this one in return. Me~ "Knock knock" Person~ "Who's there?" Me~ "Shut the Fuck up".

Today, i was working on a movie we had to make for an American film project. We had to make an original script, so our group decided to make it about these two out of control teens. They constantly misbehave in various attempts to get drug money. In one scene, one of my friends dresses in drag (complete with sparkly dress, fairy wings, and wand)in ( Read more... )