Has anyone ever suddenly woken up one day and found themselves to be a different person? Not a completely 180, of course, that would be stupid, but just different enough to not do something you would have done before. Or I dunno, think differently ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is my birthday ( Read more... )

Just so you don't freak later or anything, I'm having a dogfight with Higgs Monday week.

Where the hell is Higgs!? It's not because I care about him, but that I'm afraid he's chickened out the fucker, and I should have told everyone about the dogfight first so they'd know he's chickened out and hold that over his head for the rest of his life what kind of job can you just leave without reprecussions? Honestly, I've been down the halls ( Read more... )

( Private to Wood )

I've been looking at the Lonely Hearts thing and I thought to myself, what a great opportunity to mock you all...but then I lost most of my vitriol. I think a big factor was that I turned a few pages and noticed that Higgs had already beaten me to it, and what's the fun in being second? Absolutely none, it's a vile disgusting position. I don't ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when there's lots of books about and absolutely nothing else to do, I pick one up and read it. I know, I know, my standards for entertainment have really dropped, but you know what? There's a lot of learning in books. I was reading one on the Roman army this afternoon and I learnt something really interesting. You know the word decimate? ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back from my top secret yet totally useless mission. I find it strange that the one time I'm away a Death Eater sneaks into Hogsmeade. A coincidence? I think not. I think this merits me staying here and not being sent to do a clerk's job anymore. Hear that, Dawlish?

Spinnet, I've something for you.

Should I be nice to Higgs? I know ( Read more... )

( Private )

Once again the Ministry has proven to be exceptional mind-readers and have divined that all I want for Christmas is the chance to spend my entire day in the company of those many students unlucky enough not be wanted at home for the holidays. That's right; I shall be one of the official chaperones stationed at the Leaky Cauldron. This is punishment ( Read more... )