[ He was never going back. Sure, he was getting a little tired of Spam, and sure, there was an important mission waiting for them back in China, yadda yadda, but he was never leaving ever. Because this Jeep was amazing. This Jeep had padded seats and air conditioning and a roll bar to hang on to and, perhaps most importantly, it didn't give him ( Read more... )

[ Flynn's expression is super serious, but also a little confused, as he's only got the slightest idea of how this 'laptop' is working. Speech mode: engage. ]Ah, hello. My name is Flynn Scifo, and I'm currently in van #2. I understand that there are many more here besides myself and my van, and I would like to extend my apologies to all of you. I ( Read more... )

[ Never one to care about things like appropriate ventilation, Gojyo is sprawled out on the couch (the hide-a-bed one - the other one's too short), chainsmoking one dry, harsh cigarette after another. The air is getting pretty thick pretty fast, but he doesn't even care, lighting each cigarette off the butt of the previous, and grinding the ashes ( Read more... )

[The laptop recorder shows Hakkai's threateningly-happy smiling face. He's in the little dining nook of his RV.]--So it appears our little road trip is underway. When I attempted to leave, I found myself in a waiting room, and then on this RV. Gojyo, I assume you're on one of the other ones ( Read more... )

[The laptops and bobbleheads are talking again! One of them looks a little lopsided due to some rough treatment. Apparently the maintenance staff missed that.]

HOWDY HO, ROADTRIPPERS! IT'S TIME TO GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD. I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL AS EXCITED AS I AM TO GET STARTED, SO PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE AND BOARD YOUR LUXURY RVS. REMEMBER, ( Read more... )

[Have a young man standing around the RVs in the parking lot, holding a hot dog. It's about as long as his nose.]

Eh? What's this? Don't they have any real food around here?

[He scrutinizes the hot dog. There's nothing essentially wrong with it, but he looks very disappointed. It's not fugu sashi.]I'm bored. If this is a party, there should be ( Read more... )

[A greeting message is displayed on the laptops, accompanied by a cheery female voice. Anyone near or inside the RVs might notice that the voice is also coming from the bobblehead sitting on the dashboards of the units.]

SALUTATIONS, ROADTRIPPERS ( Read more... )