Xander tilts his chair back, feet propped up on the desk as he considers the snake tank and the wide windows beyond. The sun is shining in on him and the open trunk on the floor beside him. He reaches in and takes out a throwing knife with a little bottle of crimson oil tied to the hilt, tilting it this way and that to catch the light. Tapping ( Read more... )

Xander's favorite room, the spartan gallery where they tortured Spike, has a new addition -- a tall aquarium tank that houses a bonsai tree, some vines, and some artfully arranged rocks (several of which are heated). There's also a small pool of water at the bottom, extending deep into the layers of rich earth supporting the tree. A tiny hole is ( Read more... )

We're busy. And Snow White tastes like apples, amusingly enough. (We haven't tried the dwarves. Deidre just keeps laughing, and it's not like they're real dwarves, anyway ( Read more... )

that was

one hell of a bachelor party

do not talk to

me about babies, I do not

care
.......... i am so drunk

thanks hermes

Hmm.

Bare hands?

The brain-hook needles?

Railroad spikes, I like that.

And someone gave me such a pretty thing the other day. One should never forget their classics.

Liver, you say? Well, we do have chianti ...

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Scooby is on an errand, but he slows down to peer at something burning out in the backyard. It's set up just like when Xander makes sacrifices to Hermes, but instead of wine or blood, the bowl appears to be filled with some very ... unusual objects.

A ... Japanese toy? A silly hat, and some kind of mask. They're still burning, so Scooby doesn't ( Read more... )

I fell asleep ;_; usually I just close my eyes for a second, and um ... go back to playing, but, er, well. ... not tonight!

Not that Xander was key anyway. THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME. I was fucking cracking up when I woke up.

Some of my favorite moments from the attack: MIME ZOMBIES
adamdouglasjr: Anna was right. Zombies really do freak the mortal kind ( Read more... )

I just had a few ideas. How do they sound ( Read more... )

I just got buzzed by a giggly Greek god.