The Presidential Debate: A tongue-in-cheek translation

[freedomfry]

I have taken it upon myself (no, no need to thank me) to translate last night's first presidential debate into Snark, for the education and entertainment of Livejournal minions. Oh, and yeah, I'm a Dem. My bias is pastede on, yay! Also, it's kinda long. You've been warned :)

Comments

This is great!

[pheret1]

This is much better than the actual debate!!!

Hi - I found you by way of friends of friends. May I link to this post from my journal?

[freedomfry]

Absolutely! Glad you enjoyed it!

[corimari]

Bwahahaha, I love it. MUCH more entertaining than the actual thing. DON'T FORGET POLAND

[freedomfry]

Or how hard Bush's job is, OMG!

Seriously, I thought I was confused because it was showing so early here. After reading the transcript, though, it really was that bizarre. Man, I love politics.

[cincodemaygirl]

OMG this is so fucking funny, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

In conclusion, liar, liar, pants on fire.

[freedomfry]

I had to write something during the debate. My husband's still undecided (*sob*) and a Florida voter (*louder sob*) and wanted to actually make up his mind or something.

My out-loud snarking would be bad.

Therefore, I share with all of you.

Glad you liked!!

[cincodemaygirl]

HOW COULD YOUR HUSBAND POSSIBLY BE UNDECIDED OMG!!!

[freedomfry]

*rolls eyes*

He's a political agnostic. I'm a political addict. Somehow it works. It drives me INSANE this year, though.

*waves larger Kerry/Edwards banner through house*
*gives money to Democratic party*
*looks pointedly at husband*

[spicedrum]

This is freaking awesome. I don't have an overly large friendslist, but I am going to pimp the hell out this post.

[freedomfry]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Pimp away :)

[pride4u2]

Ha! That's hilarious.

[freedomfry]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!