The Presidential Debate: A tongue-in-cheek translation

[freedomfry]

I have taken it upon myself (no, no need to thank me) to translate last night's first presidential debate into Snark, for the education and entertainment of Livejournal minions. Oh, and yeah, I'm a Dem. My bias is pastede on, yay! Also, it's kinda long. You've been warned :)

Comments

[hallwayjulie]

Oh, wow. I am in awe. This is just fantastic.

Highlight of my debate viewing:

BUSH: Well, we are going to hold a summit. Everyone will be invited...

MY ROOMMATE: It'll be like a block party!

MY SISTER: Shhhh!

[freedomfry]

::snicker::

We should all definitely be invited to the summit. That'd be great.

Glad you enjoyed my recap :)

[mayakda]

This is brilliant!
Found it thru metaquote. I'll be adding you to my friends list as I wouldn't want to miss your take on the next 3 debates.

[freedomfry]

Glad you enjoyed it! Friend away!

[mhari]

Here from metaquotes. This is beautiful.

[freedomfry]

Thank you so much!

[rydot]

Awesome!

*links*

[freedomfry]

Glad you enjoyed it!

::hearts::

[firesignwriter]

Followed fearlessdiva here. Needs must *mwah!* you now.

I’ve never wilted in my life. I refuse to acknowledge how sexually suggestive that could be.

I am so ashamed to admit that I totally missed the perv here when watching the debate live. Where was my mind? Normally I glomp onto porny innuendo like a sumbitch.

Now, once Kerry's elected, I'll wanna call him Mr. Priapic.

Friending you so as not to miss the next recaps. Politics make me all fighty-happy.

[freedomfry]

Friend away! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!