Hardware Store
[You can find Sealand wheeling a red wagon through the store, it being the most practical solution for carrying around four buckets of paint and a dangerously high pile of wooden planks. The wagon seems to be holding up for now, at least. He's studying locks.]

They need to have those cool locks like in the movies.

[WHERE IS ALL THE ( Read more... )

( introspection )

A: Phone
My eyes hurt. Why're everyone's eyes hurting?

[Bonus action for anyone in 769 Bunker Street, Sealand is trying repeatedly to wash his eyes out with water.]

B: park
[Sealand's wandering around the park, though away from any of those moving statues. He saw one of them outside his window while he was at home so he didn't want to stay there ( Read more... )

[Well, Sealand showed up where Sweden and Finland live one day and discovered that Sweden was acting really weird. Like using all the vowels and dressing like he lived there and stuff. He came back every little while to see if he'd go back to normal, but when nothing happened he realized that someone needed to take care of his forge until he did ( Read more... )

[Sealand's Valentines Day was weird, and the next day is--still pretty weird. He's got that weird fever he had yesterday, and for some reason he's had the urge to go to Wy's house. It takes him a bit less time to figure out where it was this time (they really need to get on building that tunnel), and he's peeking through the back door to see if she ( Read more... )

[1; Action for 769 Bunker Street and surrounding area]

[Step one: wake up.

Step two: roll over, because no one wakes up when they could be sleeping for five more minutes.

Step three: Wait. This is not his room. Or any room he knows of.

Step four:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH!

[2; phone]

[Step five:]

AUUUUUWAAAAAAAGH![But over the phone. He just kind ( Read more... )

[It's Sealand! He's brought a pile of magnifying glasses.] There're a lot of these everywhere. He~y, does anyone want them?

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