I'm sick...

Physically sick, that is.

Here's a poem (somewhat dark) that I wrote for a poetry workshop. Note, this does not make my journal like every other lame Livejournal that posts goth poetry, I swear! It could still use some work, but I'm pretty proud of it ( Read more... )

I also love fucking with people! See entry before this one for me doing just that! Huzzah!

I gave myself an enema last night. Joy...

Someone very close to me got busted today in his dorm room with alcohol, drugs, drug paraphanalia, weapons (not his), and a host of other rule violations and such. I feel a bit of guilt about this because (while not giving my consent) I never yelled at him for being such a dumb fuck and kept a pretty light hearted attitude about it. Needless to say ( Read more... )

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38.87 before shipping for the Ultimate Oliver Stone Collection. It works out to about 4 bucks a movie.

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I'm sick as a dog. My usual routine of laying around drinking cake batter and sexing up the seniors at the KFC buffet has been tragically, tragically I say, interupted.

I call a friend named Eileen who I haven't talked to in forever this morning while trying to kill time. About two hours pass and I get this in my e-mail (It was enlarged and bright red, both of which I'm not going to put you through ( Read more... )

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