listen up, losers.

anyone know where you get the hms here? surf and fly in particular. and is there a badge requirement to use them outside of battle? can't get to ecruteak on foot from mahogany.

... or... does anyone around mahogany or blackthorn have a pokémon with fly or surf? ditto can copy it, i think. could be groovy.

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I don't know what you're talking about, dude. I didn't steal dick; I already told you I don't want one of your creepy-ass candy bars. My mom always taught me not to take candy from strangers, so....

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