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[galadhon]

I'm so proud of me...fuck, are you the oldest or youngest, boy? We'll go with youngest because you were the prissiest. I'm so proud of my prissiest son, Celeborn

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[elfofdoriath]

I'm so proud of my prissiest son, Celeborn.

Are you talking about me or the person I was cloned from? Or me?...Umm, hi dad.

[galadhon]

You an alcoholic who wears dresses and hangs around with a blond strumpet?

[elfofdoriath]

Definately an alcoholic and there isn't any telling what I wear when I'm drunk. Hang around with? I'll hang around with anyone. But blonde strumpets are particularly nice.

sounds right...

[galadhon]

Kill the neighborhood kids?

[galathil]

He's older than me, actually.

MOM'S DEAD???

[galadhon]

Is he? Okay then.

Yeah. What, you didn't like her or anything did you?

[galathil]

Liked her more than you, that's for sure.

[galadhon]

it isn't like *I* killed her. And if you miss her you can go down to complain to Mandos yourself. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm killing you brother's clone.

[elvengoldmine]

Daddy! Hi! Did you know I'm a wife! I made pancakes this morning! They're um..really crispy.

Mommy's dead?? :(

[galadhon]

Mommy's dead and daddy needs a few thousand more beers.

[elvengoldmine]

But I loved Mommy, she left that nice wall hanging. :(

Want some tequila? I stole a bottle from Auntie Finny! :D

[galadhon]

Daddy would love some tequila.

Now why is daddy's favourite little boy a little boy? And is there some way I can make a profit out of this? Such as child prostitution, maybe.