today has marked a new chapter in the life of jon. i now have my very own business cards. hooray.

don't get caught ridin' dirty, kids.

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so the office move has been pushed back yet again. august 17th or some such nonsense. on a positive note, we now have copulous amounts of mountain dew in the fridge thanks to my outspoken request to the secretary. it's a tough job, but i am the chosen one after all.

in the midst of our free 7-11 slurpee run on tuesday (shame on those of you who didn't take advantage), several of us at work came up with the stupidly brilliant idea of reimplementing the mentos and diet coke experiment that has spread wildly across the internet. this is my official lab report.

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in my growing obsession with stupid church signs (see previous entry), i discovered this site, which allows the possibility of this:


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tonight i saw clean, which had its moments. wouldn't have been a bad rental. i sure am getting tired of dropping $9 on a movie ticket though ( Read more... )

the best popup ad i've seen in years:


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album covers don't get much better than this:


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do carrots ferment? i just cracked open a brand new bag of baby carrots and i'm pretty sure they were sprayed with vodka before they left the carrot factory. i'm all for using alcohol as a pesticide, but at the very least we need some government regulations on the packaging. i would like to know what proof these carrots are and whether they are ( Read more... )

the only thing more exciting than playing metroid prime 2 is playing it during a surprise lightning storm. and racing to get to a save point. and the power going out before reaching said save point. boo to lightning storms.