When I was in college, I loved Empire Records. I had it on VHS and we used to watch it every week. So I see it on Netflix, and I think, "Yay! I haven't seen that in forever!" and add it to my queue ( Read more... )

Me: [answering phone] Hello ( Read more... )

On nights that I close, I get home about 12:30, but I can never go to sleep. I'm too wired and cranky, since I spend my last two hours at work going, "Go, go, go, hurry, what are you doing? No, don't do that! What are you doing? No, do your job, don't make extra jobs for yourself! Put your phone away. Does it really take two of you to wash ( Read more... )

Garden Store: I'm going to be really crowded, mostly with people who think they're special enough to park their carts diagonally across aisles and give you dirty looks when you say "Excuse me," and try to get by.  OK?
Me:  You suck.
Garden Store: Just for that, I'm going to have a little old lady run her cart over your foot.
Me:  I hate you.

Pharmacy: ( Read more... )

Have you ever been watching something on TV and you find yourself thinking, "Hey, this is good.  I'm really enjoying myself right now?"  I rarely think that, which is why I don't watch TV.  Also, I'm impatient and hate commercials.  And I hate not being able to choose when I watch something, having to follow the channels' schedules.  So I Netflix ( Read more... )

My mom called today to tell me two things. One, she thinks she's going crazy because she hears my father's voice calling for her when he's not there. I think she's under a lot of stress and if she was going crazy, she wouldn't realize it was weird ( Read more... )

Only two drunken camwhore pics, and not very camwhorey at that. Sorry.

( 99 Luftballons )

I haven't camwhored in a very long time. So now, I present to you, the camwhoring of an old, old woman.

( if you're smart, you'll tell me I don't look my age )