The only music I listen to that's less than 5 years old is Belle and Sebastian. I suck.

Ande Johnson: "This whole tent smells like updog ( Read more... )

Between spending Friday entirely with Christina, and working saturday, and being in New Smyrna wasting argon, fossil fuels and scrap aluminum all day Sunday, I've failed to be in touch with Justin. I was hoping to fix a lack of being in touch with church people this evening; there was a party. Justin didn't show. But I guess I did solidfy a ( Read more... )

Me fascina que las liricas de Shakira siempre contienen alusiones al Biblio.

"That's a Florida quarterback for you ( Read more... )

It is weird how sometimes I see things so clearly when giving others advice.. "oh this person is worrying too much about those around her" "ahh this guy doesn't realize how blessed he is" and yet these diagnoses are often true of me, and I fail to take the relatively good advice that I can give, or fail to realize that it applies to me until I ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny how my apartment complex wants 60 days notice of if I'm staying here after May (i.e. if I'm going to *give* them money) but I recieve no such 60 days notice from potential employers on if I'm going to *get* any money? Capitalism sucks sometimes.

Isn't it weird how sometimes a band that is otherwise grating has one really good song? Christina thinks a good example of this is "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" by Green Day. I disagree. The best example of this phenomena is "Rearranged" by Limp Bizkit. Discuss.

Every other commercial on the history channel is for life insurance. That made me think of It's a Wonderful Life. George Bailey, at the beginning of the movie, is going to kill himself so that his family can get his life insurance payout. He figures (as many did during this time) that his is worth more to his family dead than alive. But I was ( Read more... )

Like _________, a motor vehicle is a potentially dangerous weapon.

A loaded gun
A flat tire
A speeding train
Barbara Walters
A computer virus

Well, it's not comedy traffic school but at least they're trying.