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Look at the parking lot!
A short while ago, I directed you to a website where a man sang about a horse. Most of you seemed baffled by it, and I was left disappointed that my friends did not recognize obvious genius when presented with it. Here is a man who knows what's what:
Note the mustache. The mustache is especially key because it is Movember, and Movember is ( Read more... ) -
It's beautiful at the same time that it's horrible
Today, I think, is a good day for throwing myself off a bridge. School is pretty much unbearable. Today in my PDEs class, a guy in the back row read a book the whole time. I am skipping probability right now, because after the rest of today, I will literally be throttled to death by my own enraged intestines if I go to any more classes ( Read more... ) -
Let us eff the ineffable
I am aware that some of you are. . . resistant to the idea that Moby Dick is the greatest book of all time not written by James Joyce. I realize I can't convince you, but maybe Orson Welles can?
Call me Ishmael
His splintered helmet of a brow
Ere I'll break, you'll hear me crack
And, for some lighter stuff, Orson Welles drunk(?), having ( Read more... ) -
Hand me my patching trowel!
There was a trivia tournament in Ottawa this weekend, and because UoT didn't field a team, and the one-man wrecking crew from Western didn't go, Guelph achieved our first-ever trivia victory! Huzzah! I also managed to walk out with the most individual points scored, but more importantly, I discovered later that I have been drafted on some guy from ( Read more... ) -
Tastes just like craisins
I will not pretend to know what this is or what it means. It just is. Turn down your volume a bit first. -
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At 5 I had to go invigilate a midterm. Well, at 5 I had to go set-up. Then from 5:45-6:45 I invigilated. Then from 7 to 11:30 a huge group of us sorted, marked, alphabetized, and stapled all 1500 exams. In one night. Kapow. They bought us pizza and pop, and I got called a ten year old girl for drinking cream soda. Fuck those assholes. TAs are ( Read more... ) -
Yo, who wants to hear a really funny joke?
Grad school ( Read more... ) -
Spaceballs 2: the search for more money
I don't know if everyone else has already heard about this, or what, but: what in the flibbin'-fleebin' fuck? The dude seems to be aware of what he's up against, but beyond just the ransacking of another author's treasured legacy, there is the fact that the fifth HHG book is pretty damn final. It's hard to write a sixth book in a series that killed ( Read more... )
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