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[george500]

There's a hotel on Wisconsin Ave., I think the Hilton, that has enoromous windows looking in on a very pretty swimming pool area, with plants and slides and crap. It looks very nice. In the winter you can look in on all these warm people running around in their swimsuits while you freeze your ass off in the snow

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[saaramyrene]

i swam there once with my not-neice. she totally schooled me on the water slides. it was fun, but then some kid shit in the pool and we all left while the high school student life guards waded through the kiddie pool with biohazard bags in their hands.

[jenriot]

god..what a great job. scoopin shit out of wading pools. not.

[george500]

wading pools are just big urinals anyway :(

[george500]

I'm so glad someone shit in that pool I could shit.

[redbandaid]

water parks :(

[george500]

I know :((((

[havenleah]

At least you're not fondling your testicular sack. Triplets on the parkway:(

[george500]

Nude duct tape dancing :(

[face_transplant]

hahah oh man ive so done that... only like... instead of waving my fist i sort of felt sorry for myself and called up the person i knew with an indoor pool even though she sucked, and proceeded to use her for obtaining my own indoor winter swimgasms.

[george500]

Hahah, awesome.

[havenleah]

George... I think that the fact that you have now garnered SIX comments for your post, it is time to start posting more serious things instead of anecdotes.

But that's my opinion- and opinions are like assholes. We've all got them.

[mirielle47]

& they all stink.

[george500]

Now I'm thinking about everyone's asshole. :(

[mirielle47]

I pictured a mountail of assholes, like a pile of spaghetti-os, myself.