[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.

[Well. Xanxus found a rather unexpected gift in his PC just a few moments ago. Unexpected and unwanted. After checking its stats with his Gear, he discovered that this Pokémon used to belong to his now departed subordinate, Belphegor. A good boss would look after his subordinate's Pokémon for him; however, Xanxus is not a good boss. He doesn't ( Read more... )

[Well, Xanxus has finally recovered (mostly) and is out of the Pokémon Center now, so today he's in the Goldenrod Department Store! Anyone who has seen Xanxus before should notice that he's no longer been wearing that business suit he's had on ever since he got here; he's now wearing something much more casual and suitable for this random heat ( Read more... )

[Fucking finally, Xanxus has made it to Goldenrod. It feels like an eternity has passed since he left Azalea, though that could mostly be because he... hardly got a wink of sleep throughout the entire trip because he was so determined to beat Tsuna here. Because he's a weirdo. The night he had actually planned on getting some sleep was the night ( Read more... )

[So. While Xanxus was training his Pokémon today, a certain Pokémon of his... randomly evolved. The Pokédex never said that this Pokémon could evolve again. What the fuck is happening? Camera's going over to this mysterious Pokémon now for everyone else to see.


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Now that Xanxus has less forward-dated posts clogging up the page thanks to dropping out of a game a little while ago, I finally decided to give him a voicemail post! If your characters ever need to contact Xanxus ICly for whatever reason not that anyone would want to, BUT JUST INCASE, feel free to hit it up.

That is all!

[The camera shows Xanxus standing outside the Violet City Gym, who is broadcasting to you lovely people today to do the obligatory showing off of shiny new badges!]


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[The video feed suddenly turns on to reveal an egg sitting on a bed next to a Noctowl, who is staring at it with morbid curiosity as the shell begins to crack and twitch slightly. Soon enough, a baby Charmander emerges from the egg!]


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[What the fuck happened for the last five days? Because Xanxus has no fucking clue. He walks into Violet City and then bam, his memory goes fuzzy. Now he finds himself waking up in one of the beds in the PokéCenter, and his "travel buddy" is nowhere in sight. Not that he minds the alone time; he quite likes being away from Fran. Sadly, though ( Read more... )

[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall ( Read more... )