Hell of a thing really. Took me all sorts of time and pains in my arse to get the right person on the phone. Wasn't anything big I needed really, you'd think it'd be easier in a city the size of this one. Problem is the phone directories are bloody indecipherable. Man Vampire needs a bloody doctorate just to make it through the yellow pages in ( Read more... )

I woke up feeling a dull panic and a tightness in my chest. I was just a dream.. just a dream.. I chanted this to myself over and over again as I climbed out of my bed and immediately felt that I needed to shower to wash all this stinky fear off of me. When I left my room I sudeenly felt so alone and so scared. I was not Illyria, that was for ( Read more... )

"Funny how I didn't ask about you, and what about B ( Read more... )

I was feeling really good, really proud of myself. I'd gone down to the store, and picked out new business cards. They were all shiny, and this time no one would be able to say the design on the bottom looked like a lobster. I debated forever on whether to do robins egg grey on eggshell white or night sky black on hyacinth white. There were just so ( Read more... )

"Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there."Following in Angel's footsteps seemed to be my destiny, always a step behind him. He may be dust now, but I still owe him so much. His evil side may be the cause of my new place in the world but I never would have made it this far without him. No matter where I may travel, whatever I may do in this life ( Read more... )

I really had not gone out shopping with new sheets in mind but when I passed the isle at the store something made me stop and take a look. Well actually take a feel. I must have opened a few dozen little plastic packages before I found the perfect set. Soft, smooth, and perfect to the touch. I had never had satin sheets before and was quite ( Read more... )

Don't know what the slayers bloody problem is. At this rate I doubt I ever will find out. Last I saw of the blonde haired tinkerbell we were cleaning out a few demons, even rescued a pack of kiddies from suffering untimely death by way of havin their brains sucked from outta their greasy lil ears ( Read more... )

I decided it was time to leave the house, to get out of the confides of my room and actually venture out into the real world. I don’t know why I had been avoiding it for so long, not sure what I was afraid off. Maybe I worried that I would exhibit some strange Illyria like powers when out in public, like turning blue or calling someone vermin and ( Read more... )

So this is what I was left with. One semi-whacky scientist with a penchant for rambling and a zesty taco fetish. One formerly evil and currently angry or depressed (honestly, it all looked the same on her) vampire slayer. Add to that me, vision girl with one foot in the grave. This was our investigation team? I guessed it wasn't so horribly bad, I' ( Read more... )

"I'm not running."I could still feel his grip on my arms even as I watched the door slam shut behind him in the lobby. Thought about runnin' after him, asking him to stay again. Maybe it was me? Maybe I'd fucked it all up. I was all defensive and now he was leaving. Was it my fault? I'd been ignoring him for days, avoiding him. Only stoppin' long ( Read more... )