20 minutes.

Outside.

Puffer fish.

Tuesday issue:

A point of contention that is massively important to one party and routine to the other party. Usually uttered by the contemptuous second party. From the quote "For you, that was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday."

Looking at porn on a Nintendo Wii is somehow dirtier.

"instead we must cast our nets into the fetid swamp that is the pool of available gay men and see what mutant we can drag up from the depths"

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Weighted Companion
Cube, I mourned your death with cake.
Now, to kill GLaDOS.

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Portal

Actually, it's fucking cold. I love it ( Read more... )

My mother called, hoping to cheer me up and distract me from my hideously distended eyelid. We ended up talking about books that we are reading. She just picked up 'The Pianist'. She wondered why I snickered ( Read more... )

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