Shit.

[glorfiestardust]

Since we now have two sets of twins in the immediate family, "the twins" is no longer an adequate term for reference. So, from now on we'll have the A&K twins, Absinthe and Kubrick, and the B&B twins, Bela and Bruschetta Caratima.

To illustrate, an example: The B&B twins are freaking me the fuck out. Meaning, clearly, that Bela and Bruschetta

Comments

[galadhon]

He has my stunning good looks.

[glorfiestardust]

Holy crap. He does look like you. Genetics work.

I need a moment to deal with this.

[fagofarabia]

Devilishly handsome. Is it house-trained?

[glorfiestardust]

Uh. We're working on that.

[oliveoyl]

*sends Bela fanmail*

[elvengoldmine]

Foof muffin!!! You're alive!!! *glomps*

He's....he's...just... I can't deal! Do you know what he was doing? He was looking at one of Morgoth's dirty magazines!!!>__< I just... no...AND he looked up Bruschetta's skirt and he's listening to Led Zeppelin!!!!

[glorfiestardust]

Um... there was a question about this? I'm sorry.

MY GOD, he's turning into a synthesis of Morgoth, Claude, AND ELROND'S KIDS, and he's not even two weeks old yet! I'm going into a severe state of parental WHAT THE FUCK LKSJDALFKASJDLKF-age.

[elvengoldmine]

Well, I haven't seen you for awhile. You haven't written or called, omg, and you have like puppet dusk in your hair :P

HE TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF WHEN I YELLED AT HIM FOR PUSHING ABSINTHE INTO KUBRICK!!!!! BEAT HIM, GLORFIE!

[glorfiestardust]

You mean since lunch? Hahahaha shut up.

I'll lock him a closet or something.

[me_dracomalfoy]

Wow! He looks familiar.

[glorfiestardust]

I don't know what you're talking about. Aren't you dead?