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the human mind is the last place that's free from the outside world, but the first place where we're trapped by ourselves.

i'll come out and say it: there's two things i will not talk about in this entry. the first being finals and how they're going on. the second a summary discussing and analyzing my absence. reason being, i find it pointless and ( Read more... )

"if you want to know the truth, i'm a virgin. i really am. i've had quite a few opportunities to lose my virginity and all, but i've never got around to it yet. something always happens. for instance, if you're at a girl's house, her parents always come home at the wrong time-or you're afraid they will. or if you're in the back seat of somebody's ( Read more... )

ladies and gentlemen...*ahem*...drumroll please...

i'd like to welcome ms. katelyn brazell to the awesomeness that is...livejournal.

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halloween this weekend; which means that friday is spirit day. i really am going to dress up like a catholic priest for school. after all, religion is not a cult only when it can be looked upon with a satirical point of view. speaking of halloween, i have officially turned down the 'ass' that i would've gotten at my party. any questions? see identityofloser ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulgnome420grown goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Catholic Priest._wasteland_ gives you 9 red banana-flavoured hard candies.atticusreject gives you 5 yellow grape-flavoured gummy fruits.cheese_jerker tricks you! You get a pencil.chillibeanie gives you 18 dark blue mint-flavoured pieces of taffy.conclude tricks ( Read more... )

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6:19 am and i'm posting in livejournal. boy am i an lj whore.

i figured i'd take it upon myself to inform everyone what the new "breakfast of champions" is, so here it is:

breakfast of champions: pizza & beer
diet breakfast of champions: cigarette and a piss ( Read more... )

today's subject: diets ( Read more... )

stolen from: sweetieazgalfour things that scare me ( Read more... )