Why is Rachael Ray's head disproportionately large when compared to the rest of her body? Also, what is up with the incredibly large amount of teeth that woman has. It's like she wrestled an alligator and stole its chompers.

Why is Danny Glover fighting the Predator with an axe on TV? o_O

The struts for my car came in yesterday. I am making the conversion to trackball  and ergonomic keyboard because I am sick of having my wrists ache when going to sleep because the keys on my OEM keyboard are ridiculously large and far spaced. Also, they require very heavy strikes to get the letter input. This, I am tired of. So into the closet they

another day, another dollar. *sigh*

I've been asked to build a computer for my wonderful diabetic boss, Adrian. He wants his kids to have a good media machine, and to be able to get his email and play online poker. I've spent the last several hours compiling a list of parts that, though a little bit over the budget that I previously quoted of "$400-500," I believe the mild price ( Read more... )

My teeth hurt so I don't want to go to sleep because I know I'll dream teeth dreams that will scare my socks off. Not that i wear socks to bed. I used to, then realized that it is a futile effort as socks make feet hair get crinkled at the follicle. Painful, aye. It's like wearing a hat for 8 hours so your head hurts.

I am really glad that Arnold Schwarzenegger became governor of California. He did good with the emissions cap. I hope he begins pushing solar for the masses of prefab suburbanite homes that cost 2 (read: 3-4) mil a pop. All that sunlight is just there to start pumping out watts.

1: Close a drawer with your knee.
2:Spit Hawaiian Punch out of your nose. It's very acidic and hurts.
3: Accidentally call your passing aquaintance's father "Jeffalicious" by mistake. i thought he was another Jeff

The Madonna-Whore complex just blew my mind. 0_O

It will be a sad day for the world when Anthony Hopkins finally kicks the bucket.

that being said I want to see Fracture for Anthony Hopkin's badassness. Also for the gigantic rolling ball machine. That thing is cool.

And, I think that after long pondering I am unconvinced that the crashes into the
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