In which Goldilocks evaluates her Tale.

[gold_i_locks]

[Penciled in after original post]
Please don't take this seriously. I know I didn't.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Fox (vixen) = Old woman = Silver-locks = Gold-locks (prettier) = Goldilocks (nicer sounding)

Girl/fox/old woman walks in, girl/fox/old woman contaminates and devours food, girl/fox/old woman breaks-in two chairs and breaks one, girl/fox

Comments

[wearingshirts]

tl;dr

WE'RE FLORISTS.

[gold_i_locks]

Really? Could you save a half-dead plant? I have no idea what to give it to keep it from wilting.

[wearingshirts]

What KIND of plant?

[gold_i_locks]

It looks like a Jade tree...

[pappybear]

[gold_i_locks]

I'm not.

If you had wrote the Tale, I would have been shot or something along those lines.

Disclaimer: No sarcasm/snark/or insult intended.

[pappybear]

[gold_i_locks]

[maleficentia]

Who, for Christ's sake, attempts to rationalize a Fairy Tale? They're called 'fantasy' for a reason. If you're going to take issue with the bears' reaction, you ought to at least address the fact that they're talking and making porridge in the first place.

[bonesandbottles]

Stop destroying the dream, Asher.

[maleficentia]

But Avery, we both know that dashing hopes and ambitions is my favorite of my fourteen jobs.

[bonesandbottles]

Fourteen? How did you get up to fourteen jobs?

[priceonyourhead]

We really don't want to get into this with the whole Hatter thing.