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TEN THINGS THAT PEOPLE AT MY JOB HAVE ACTUALLY SAID ( Read more... ) -
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Old couples
I hate seeing old couples, so much. It makes me so unenthusiastic about the future, and makes me afraid that I will inevitably fall out of love one day, but stay with my husband just because I don't have any other options because of how old and corroded I have become. I feel like I always see old couples at restaurants, DINERS IN PARTICULAR, who ( Read more... ) -
Dread Zeppelin
I bought this CD on Record Store Day for $1.99. It's a self titled release by a band called DREAD ZEPPELIN, and I mainly bought it figuring it would be funny. It's not that funny. It actually sucks, and makes no sense. What Dread Zeppelin does is cover Led Zeppelin songs, but make them reggae, and cover Bob Marley songs, but make them hard rock ( Read more... ) -
Update
Yesterday was 4/20 and I smoked so much weed that I legit still feel high today. I feel like my IQ is a little lower than it was before. I have really a lot of weed right now, like more than I have ever had in my life. I could actually sell drugs right now if I wanted to, to make some extra cash, but I don't want to. I want to keep it all for ( Read more... ) -
Revenge
This morning I pulled into the parking lot at my job and got out of my car. Two twats that I work with were sitting on the bench outside smoking ciggs. I said hello to them, and one of them asked me if I could make an announcement over the loudspeaker about the bake sale that was going on in the truck driver's lounge today. I said sure, even ( Read more... ) -
Hang sesh with a 21 year old
The other night I hung out with a twenty one year old. I used to work at a cosmetology school a few years ago, and this guy was a student there at the time. He has since graduated, and now he works at the salon next to the Record Exchange, so when I went back there to work we would always see each other and chat. He's a nice kid, and funny. ( Read more... ) -
The best day of my life
So, yesterday was a really big day for me.
ELAINESo, there is a woman who lives on my street. Her name is Elaine, and she is The Most Beautiful Woman in all of Hopewell. She is somewhat tall, and her body is perfect. She has large, awesome boobs that are real, and a gorgeous hourglass figure. Her butt is the nicest butt; round, lifted, and ( Read more... ) -
Rich for a week, part two
As I mentioned in my last post I have been dogsitting at some rich people's house since Saturday. It's incredible. I feel like I am on a vacation that I could never afford, with a dog that I really wish was my own. Her name's Blueberry.
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