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Rippers Remain
RIPPERS REMAIN
I've seen a light in my drugpipe
I think it's gonna be fine
There's rippers remaining
They're yours and they're mine
I thought there was nothing left
What an awesome surprise
To see those rippers remaining
Right before my eyes
Glass half empty
Bowl partly packed
Come devil's lettuce
Come and help me relax
There's still something for me in there
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Edible Arrangement
I made you an edible arrangement
Here is a dick
For you to eat
Some people have nothing
At least you have this
It isn't the worst thing
It could be a sack of rotting squirrels
Or Jell-o
Please don't complain
As others are not so fortunate
I made you an edible arrangement
It should be there around three
You won't believe your eyes
When you see the dick
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Antiquing
ANTIQUING
Watch it everywhere
Break it and buy it
History for sale
You can even name a price
You smooth negotiator
No two alike
Very authentic
Complete a room
With one special item
One of a kind, so unique
Wonder where that came from?
What's its story?
Where's it been?
What's it worth?
How'dja get it?
Something for everyone
You just have to look
Find what suits you
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Missed Connection
MISSED CONNECTIONS, LIVEJOURNAL EDITION ( Read more... ) -
Some Drawings
Today I accidentally figured out today how EASY it is to post pictures from the LJ app (pretty much the only thing that is actually easy with the app), so here are a bunch of drawings I did from three different sketchbooks. Some are from like ten years ago and some are from this year. I need to draw more. I was planning on putting some of these in ( Read more... ) -
I Went On Tinder and It Actually Turned Out Fine
One night last week my friend Kate and I got drunk and went on a walk. I asked her if she knew what Tinder was; I'd heard so many young people talking about it and I was intrigued. Was it a dating website? A casual sex app? A place to meet friends? What was going on? We decided to check it out when we came home.
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Fucking life, man
Ugggh, I feel SO TIRED lately! I feel like all I ever do is work, and for a while it was fine, but now I'm starting to feel really run down. I feel like a jackass saying this, because it's not like any of my jobs are hard; I work at the farm market five days a week, and at the record store one day a week, and then I've been petsitting for one or ( Read more... ) -
Here's a list of some things I hope
A LIST OF THINGS I HOPE
- I hope that in the wintertime, when it's really cold, that mice find a rabbit hibernating in its burrow, and snuggle themselves in the fur on the rabbit's tum tum, where they are kept warm and safe all winter. I love symbiotic relationships. If this ever really happens, this is my favorite one of all time, bar none.
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I.U.D.
A few months back I tried to make this post about my experience with my I.U.D. but it got deleted when I went to do some editing. Tonight, as I'm sitting awake at 3:46 a.m. with a mixture of gas, extreme bloating, and severe period cramps, I'm feeling moved to give it another shot. For the record, the gas is most likely my fault, and has nothing to ( Read more... ) -
Juice Bar
I work in a juice bar at a gourmet farmer's market. It is a whack and stupid place with lots of problems that I won't get into (maybe I'll get into them some other time), but I just want to say how much I really dislike operating this particular station at the market. I should mention that I also work in the bakery, and at the cash register, both ( Read more... )