BIIIIIIIIG sigh ( Read more... )

It's snowing so hard I can't see three feet in front of me when I ride my bike to school. And my tires slip all over the place. Awn.

I would like to say that it's all very beautiful and amazing, but man, I can't wait to go somewhere tropical.

So that kid with the shaved eyebrows... He came to school today with a big ol' bandage across his cheek. I asked him what happened. He said...

A vacuum cleaner sucked my face off.

Well then....

I gotta admit, the kid has an action-filled life. Think he'll be popular in high school?

Today, the nurse dragged a boy into the teachers room and to my shock, it was only a matter of seconds before he was surrounded by a flock of shrieking teachers, all scolding him at once. Curious, I peaked through the gathering crowd to see a 9th grader with a dyed brown buzz cut, earings, and... shaved eyebrows. He had a delicious grin on his ( Read more... )

I think there are hidden speakers in my street ( Read more... )

I walk down the hallways of my school between classes, and I frequently see warm little puppy-piles of 14 year old boys, happily cuddling each other ( Read more... )

3 Cute Things that Happened Today ( Read more... )

So one of the teachers at my school has discovered that singing songs in english is a remarkably effective warmup activity. He plays a CD and passes out a lyrics sheet, missing a few words. The students have to listen and fill in the blanks, then try to sing with the CD the second time around ( Read more... )

I went to a flea market in Kyoto last Sunday, and what should I find but an antique coaster set with a painting of a woman being fucked by a dog ( Read more... )

One of the boys at my school said this to me as he passed me on the baseball field:

"Nice face."

That's right ladies and gentlemen, a 15 year old boy just told me I have a nice face. Dude. Adorable.