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[grrgoyle]

If Voldemort were to appear on your doorstep dressed in his intimidating yet crisp Death Eater's garb and staring at you beseechingly with his deep, heavy lidded, snakelike eyes. Probing you. Disrobing you. And pointing one long partially decayed Finger o' Truth over your heart and asking you, "What have you done for me, The Great and Magnificent

Comments

[slytherinthingy]

Brilliant, Goyle! Just fabulous!

I would like a couple of each colour, as well as the green Draco suggested. It could be some sort of 'bile green', don't you think?

[grrgoyle]

Bile green is nice! But hrm... I have been considering, "Disgusting Bogey Parvati Green!"

I hate her.

[drunkirishdude]

You're very welcome! This means I have claim on half the profits, you realise.

[grrgoyle]

Sorry. All proceeds go straight to the diepotterdie foundation so that we are one step closer to purchasing a Magical Nuke that will be aimed straight at the vicinity of Potter's arsehole.

But for all the help, I can pay you in Blue Beads!! Think of it Seamus! All the blue beads you can munch on...

[drunkirishdude]

Well bloody hell, how am I supposed to buy more beer then?

All right, I suppose the blue beads will suffice. But I'm only accepting them under protest, mind you!

[nothisbitch]

Oh Goyle, how delightful!

[deanosovirtuoso]

Such dedication, such love, such devotion, and such loyalty you show for your cause! You are like a small elm seed that is pushing fiercely toward the top of the sun. Such hard work must be rewarded. Send me a blue one- I don't mind if Mus sucked on it a bit. Indeed, I am proud of Mus, never before has he showed interest in any type of volunteer service. Perhaps he is in the cocoon.

[grrgoyle]

Oh, my Dark Lord. You are like the Darker yet simultaneously less Darker version of me...

I can't believe it.

Aw. Come and give me a hug, blood brother!

[waitingfortom]

I don't know if we're still going out or not Dean but if we are then we aren't any more!!

[paparazzi_colin]

I swear to god Ginny it's like having this really cute philosophical puppy that suddenly bites you on the arse!!!